This has happened to me a couple of times… In particular, two potentials who i had to ghost juu ya always broadcasting RIP messages of different friends mostly men in their handles.
It wouldn’t pass a couple of months before nione wameweka RIP this and that… I just developed cold feet. Mourning continously just left me wondering kwani are they the proverbial “red thighs” of Centroooo.
What has made you ghost a lady other than kunyandua na kupeana mimba?
shoga wewe
Sasa huu ni ujinga gani unaogopa mtu juu ya WhatsApp status? Man up uache upuss
i almost ate a girl whose sister i have already eaten, but vitu yeye hupost, she is fire to bask from far, kunguru sugu from a mile away
hao watu wa RIP kwa status ni rafiki wa wezi na washwash thugs huwa wanauwana kila time
Unakula status ama mkia? Meffi wewe
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lazma you look out at signs, sio kula mkia kiholelaa
… New talker getting excited by abusing others… Utachoka kijana, tuliza mehemehe
We have no time to check shosho media posts of femeos we are chewing. We just eat and run to Ngong forest
This image below is the whatsapp status message that I saw on more than one girl I have in my phonebook, these bitches are claiming the crucifixtion as a way to wipe clean their body count.
You just have to get scared with such.
mwanaume anapata time ya kuangalia what’s app statuses saa ngapi??
… Masaa iko ya kuchunguza
What happened to men taking risks.
Vijana siku hizi ni ma simp with no balls. Enzi yetu … tulikuwa tunasema " kesi baadaye".
The Violet Mukabanas of this world hupost statuses wakimeza ARVs but that is not enough to deter the likes of @uwesmake
Kuna kadem karembo nlipata, nikachukua number, nikaanza kurusha mtama…lakini vitu anapost Bana…kulingana na standard za kijiji naona, genes za umalaya ziko ndani kabisa …hapo nilikula kama nimeingia karura.
Tupia senior chief number inborsk
Most ladies are fuckable, some of those are dateable, very few of those are marriageable. Murife don’t run. Just read status and categorize appropriately.
so dawa ni kuingia Karura na Ngong Forest
… Ndio maana wewe sio sisi na sisi sio wewe… Hizo balls zimeganda ama nini? Sii ungeendelea na kesi baadaye!
