Upussy/umeffi/ulevi shacco..HIC*

Trying to find way home…
Updating the alcoblow watch page on fb…
Upussy.
Who… What where am I…
Ushenzy

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Hehehe…si uji…

Shipoto

Don’t kill

Please don’t kill people on the way home

Kwa nini peasants wakilipwa especially on Fridays wana the following behaviours>>>

  1. Ana drive to work na gari nayeye ni mtu matatu izo siku zingine…ndae uwa anawacha mtaani

  2. Buys gazeti na yeye ni mtu kuomba kuomba gazeti pale offisi Ama he has befriended a newspaper vendor who allows him to soma gazetti for free

  3. Lunch ni nyama choma na siku zingine yeye ni airburger manenos Ama ugali na Managu pale kibandaski.

  4. Ya mwisho na ile imejaa ujinga…unapata peasant inaenda pub na gari…drinks silly and then drives home akiwa intoxicated… Pia akiwa kwa pub amenunua silly chinese merchandise zile mahawker ukinda kwa bar.

Sadness of life

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You forgot the part of killing people on their way home like the one who murdered the whole children of a family .

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Sasa hii yako ni ulevi ama ni ile moshi ya solder umevuta?

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To all who drive drunk…
Double Meffi.
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and those who “murdered the whole children of a family”

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Drunken moderating should also be banned.

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Leo kila kitu ni lists

Introvert leta landrover hapa,osungu kwisha.

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Is this guy OK, @Electronics4u

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Hehehe…
Dere leo ako na shida ya tumbo…
Half barabarani half kichakani…
Naona nitachelewa…
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Wee MTU nguyas I was quoting @Abba

Was at kalocal pub.
These days I do MSD…minimum staggering distance.

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