UPPUSSY YA LEO

To management.
I, mr penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons. I do physical work, I work at great depths, I dive headfirst into everything I do, I don’t get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp, dark and wet workplace that has poor ventilation with high temperatures. my work exposes me to contagious diseases.
sincerely,
mr penis.

  management reply.

Dear penis,
after assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your requests for the following reasons :

  1. You don’t work eight straight hours.
  2. You fall asleep after brief work periods.
  3. You are unable to work double shifts.
  4. You sometimes leave designated work area before completing assigned work.
  5. You are sometimes seen visiting other locations (HKM) during working hours.
  6. You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift.
  7. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
  8. You don’t follow safety precautions such as wearing correct protective gear
  9. You are always emotional and ooze a white smelly juice after working short interval.
    and lastly, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
    sincerely.
    The management

1963

When God was shitting yellow

RIP Craig Mack.

maji maji rebellion…

Sijui kwanini watu wanafanya mockery on a dick!

Na wafanyakazi wakubwa ni wenye dick,bila juhudi za mwenye dick,hakuna kutiana!

Pussy ni wa kupokea tu,ila lawama zote zinakuja kwa bwana dick!

Haya buanah!

This thing is more than 30 years old.

Tukifuatilia tender ya kujenga Ark na Noah

Hii Joke @gashwin faxed me back in 1970 nikiwa secretary huko UON

When Tribeka used to be called Tropex

ION:
Makeii: Mbona wewe waingia ndani wainiacha nje?
Mjulubeng: Hata huko ndani sio kuzuri viile. Kuna joto mingi hadi huwa natapika :smiley:

Tukiwa na Lucy

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Tusafishe macho na vienyeji za Uhabeshi kaka.

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There you go

How do you communicate because most of them ni Rusungu.dll.

Na upewe mbili hapa Hilton

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Ngumu sana kuitisha paka na sign language