UOTP na RWNEBPOK faithful battalions njooni....

Esteemed rival battalions, we have to be united just like baba na Uhuru are during this hard times. Wengine wetu tulikosana to a point of hating everything non-political one posts.

Now as we from both camps are bended over , oiled up and getting drilled, let’s show solidarity to the only Kenyan who feels our pain.He is tough, empathetic, relentless and feels our pain yet he is humble.

This kenyan who happens to be my fellow luhya doesn’t discriminate whether you are RWNBP camp nor UOTP. His name is Okiya Omutata. ( @Antonio Mascaro 's uncle).May God bless him to have many wives and thousands of children …

Meanwhile let’s listen to my long time musician group from south Africa ( I have a weak spot for those goon’s music). These women are Semi structured (lorries) with thick knees but meeeen they can swing .

There are drunkard goons standing next to them I think it’s @blackguards. They look watu wa chang’aa who are just fresh from the chang’aa dens. They remind me my youthful days before reforming .

Nimemaliza ku- rant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okD3yCIxiz4

boss Okiya Omtata ni mteso wa huko kwenyu Amukura

In my eyes wewe ni tucker tucker, na si mambo na siasa. Umbwer core core.

si ungesema tu Okiya for President

Okiya wa Matata amefanya nini ndio asaidiwe? Am behind news…

Tumia yeye kasamthing kwa mpesa apate fare ya kupeleka kesi ya masofara kortini.

Bundles ni muhimu

Abbachieth muteso mujinga bado hujaacha kawasaki since 1977

There are some people who shouldn’t join politics. Hes good where he is. Even Raila was the best opposition leader but not president. If it weren’t for him there would not have been maandamano. Even though I think he took it too far some times just for airtime.

Case in point is ‘Moha’ Jicho pevu Russia travellers and World Cup benchmarker. That guy posted some stuff about taxation juzi on Twitter alitukanwa aje!

mteso mijinga,nunua hii pujo uanze kulea nguruwe uwache kutusumbua

Lorries :D:D

ngombe unacheka nini sasa,ulikuwa unataka aseme matatu?one day sooner than later i am gonna pay you a visit

Naona you still have ma uchungu baado ya 2015. I thought you grew up.

Wacha kutisha mzito. Market pujo pole pole na ukiendelea hivi sioni nikinunua.

Leta link please

Achana na huyo mujamaa wa 48 kgs. Kitambi yake pekee ndio iko na shadow

Now that you’ve shared that zulu song I know you might have an idea of a zulu song I heard back in the 90s. Back in Busia we used to sing it namna hii… yeyo manakova jaja huya mwana…it had the same rythm n tempo kama the one you posted

It was famous kwa zile disco matanga. I kinda remember the tune .Those girls could shake and swing their toughened arses. We would harvest them just like how we did locusts wakati ya hunger in early 80s.:D:D:D

:D:D
Huyo Wambugu ni useless kukushinda na ni mujinga kushinda @Mrs4thletter .

Sema mapema tuwaandalie chai. Jesus loves you.