Unsolicited Advice to Pussy Connoisseurs

Nimeona watu wakilia sana juu ya PEP and other disease scares especially homa kubwa.

Facts:

  • All heterosexual men have a biological urge for sexual variety. This means that hata ukioa Cleopatra bado utapata hamu ya kudinya nje or else you will not be happy. It’s in our DNA so don’t fight it.
  • It is impossible to pursue financial goals and hobbies while simultaneously chasing new pussy every week (For adult men over 25/non-students).
  • You will naturally find yourself needing the sexual services of morally questionable women because of your competing interests (chasing paper vs chasing pussy). You can’t screw a different woman every month without either spending some cash or spending a ton of your time. Forget about the BS you read here, very few men have such a high success rate that they can just get hot women at the snap of their fingers.
  • For 99% of adult men, dealing with hoes or hoes in denial is unavoidable. I do not pay for sex directly but I am not retarded to think that paying for food and drinks is not some form of indirect “payment” for sexual services rendered.

How To Minimize Risk When Dealing With Hoes and Hoes in Denial AKA College Sluts:

  • Recognize that it will cost you more than a street/brothel hooker but it will be safer and probably better.
  • For the higher spend, you MUST use condoms and take regular HIV tests. This is the main difference between a mid to high-end hoe and a street/brothel/low end bar hoe. The cheap hoe doesn’t get paid enough to agree to regular testing. Huwezi enda SJ uambie malaya mkapimwe ndivyo uende shot ya punch.
  • In case of a condom burst, take the same precautions that you would have taken with an SJ hoe so meza PEP.

Remember: The main advantage of using a high-end hoe or a slightly expensive hoe in denial is that you can test her status regularly while still taking all the precautions you would take with a streetwalker. No strategy is foolproof but it is a hell of a lot safer. The extra thousands you spend to smash tested pussy is worth the investment.

A study once found that 1/3 or female sex workers in Nairobi have HIV. So, it is a lot smarter to spend a little more and fish from a pool that is 100% HIV negative instead of 67% safe.

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Had this type of reasoning between age of 20 to 32yrs. Grow up and get mullah.

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:green_emoji:tell that blue band soy boy pretending to be a man

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Meffi analysis. Nikipata lanye petite naingia DFHKM

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Naona mbogi ya lanye hawajapendezwa na message :joy:

Some respected elder of this village had earlier on explained how difficult it is to get hiv virus from sex. It’s true you will only get it if you want to.