Under The Bed

Sex & Relationships
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Last year around April-March, I shared my scary encounter that occurred in Zimmerman with an online lanye and a drunk pregnant pimp. You can find it on the Craziest Lanye Story thread…

It’s been 8 months since I fcked a lanye…

During my lanye-phase, I remember how offended I would get whenever a villager would suggest that having a long-term girlfriend/wife was better than visiting brothels or downloading online escorts. I strongly believed such men were stupid/wamekaliwa na wanawake, and that I was street-smart by paying for no-strings-attached sex. Lakini the devil is a liar.

My preference was strictly towards lanyes who did outcalls mainly for my security and reputation (hidden cameras). However, everytime I invited a lanye to my house, I experienced INTENSE ANXIETY mpaka naanza kusweat. The anxiety would still occur even when with lanyes that frequently visited my house for outcalls. It was so stressful due to having to HIDE MY ELECTRONICS UNDER THE BED plus other valuables inside the laundry basket.

Now that I have a girlfriend, I NO LONGER FEAR that nitawekewa mchele or get robbed during sex. However, the biggest achievement is RESTORATION of self esteem and it’s been months since I experienced PNC.

I want to encourage you…quitting lanyes is the best thing you can do to RESTORE your self esteem.

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Hiding electronics under the bed. Comedic. :smiley:
Deriving self-esteem from an external source. Sad.

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Absolutely misguided logic.

Lots of men have lived with women for 5 plus years, only to return home and find nothing.

Ukiuliza watchman, ooh, your wife was here with a truck akibeba vitu, ati mnahama.

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It’s cheaper to rent a " slaughter house" than to keep a woman

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Unaogopa kale ka TV ka 20-inch na subwoofer ya sayona isiibiwe? Get money first then look for the honeys. Hizi ni mashida tu unajiletea

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Waria naficha millions chini ya carpet wewe naficha electronics chini ya bed … Mungu akuonekanie kaka

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You must be a moron if at all you were taking prostitutes to your house. Nothing more to add

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Hehe alafu unapata huyo girlfriend in online lanye kiplani… Inaitwa kanairo

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Hiyo title yako unaitumia vibaya in this forum, I thot ulificha mwanamuke chini ya bed ukikula mwingine kitandani.
Ghaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

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Lodgo ni punch for 8 hours

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It’s better to go the lanye way, keeping a regular girlfriend is like having a swimming pool in your compound. You spend alot of money on maintenance but spend very little time ndani yake. With girlfriends, ukiona, Niko na stress, ama I need a favour… jua you are about to be robbed

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:D:D Unatupa SQNY subwoofer kwa laundry basket?

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How does self esteem wane because of lanyes?

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@Kodiaga, @Karoga na @Muthafari pitieni hapa. Ndio mjue nyinyi si wajanja. Hapa Kuna mtu ame reform after years of attacking team planteshen. @kush yule mnono Kuna new recruit team planteshen is winning…:D:D

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Ala!! longer time pia wewe ni team inatambua lanyes na tuko hapa kukashifu na kumalisa ulanye

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Usidharau jasho ya mtu lakini juu hatutoshani mikono…:smiley: Kuna the blessed na the to be blessed. Labda zinakam you never know

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:D:D effort ni muhimu

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…doing something you are not proud of will finish you as time goes by. It eats you from within…affecting your confidence (my opinion…sio fact).

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Heheeeee :D:D:D

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Ulisha reform ama unangoja life changing experience?