Umoja

Pesa imeingia nikaamua kufika umoja kutombana yaani off all the places.

Kufika kwa keja nikaona mwanaume amekaa chini zake zimeshika mbaya nikamgotea hakujibu.

Kuingia room kuna jonte addi gaza kwa bed amechill na room inanuka weed sana.

Weee lanye akafungua zip akaanza kudare dare mzee abdalla roho ilidunda.

Apo niliona nikitokea kwa news nimedissappear mwili ikapatikana city mortuary.

Nilidash nikafungua nguo na kuanguka njee nikachukua viatu na kutoroka nikaenda nikasimama kwa gate.

Nimetulia hadi msee akatokea saa hii niko kwa forward naenda home nimewaste almost 500 kwa fare na sijamwaga.

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Wasee si kuzuri. . . Kijana . mdogo ameanza kupigwa antilog

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Kijana it’s time you retire from usherati. One day I will write a hekaya how I had a close shave with death.

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Emoji Stan GIF by Animanias

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Kuja airport ukule petite…selekshen sio mbaya

Kuenda Kwa keja ya Dem umoshe nikama kutembea na Mac book muthurua 1am

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Wewe ni coward. Ungeachia Jonte addi gaza simu na pesa akushikie halafu uingie ukulane. Angekurudishia

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@Kahawa_vajo enda kua unakulana Sabina Joy

Charges

Wee niliona nakufa

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Tunataka hio hekaya within 48 hours!!!

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I have made it a habit kutoa madem from their comfort zones to my comfort zones where I control virtually all the variables from the security, to food to the location of weapons.

Kijana be safe. Ukikosa milaya niulizange nakupea sure leads mahali hutapata shida.

Mimi naye game zangu most huwa ni away matches.