Umefika Kwa hao Jioni, Unampata akiwa Hivi, Utafanyaje?

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Sisi married tumezoea kuwaona hivi … bachelors ndio uwa enticed na hizi vitu

Stop lying. Kwanza wewe I’m sure nyumbani bibi yako anavaa t-shirt ya Senyenge ni Ng’ombe, shower cap, na leso faded ya PNU. Sisi basheras ndio tunaoshwa macho na Victoria’s Secret lingerie.

Ambieni huyu hippo ukweli. She is fat, not thick. The difference is huge.

jiheshimu mzae uko 60 years na bado unabishana na vijana

You can tell that niggas here rarely get no pussy. Out here we got too much pussies mpaka we take a sabbatical leave. So you rarely get turned on by such visuals coz you seen them all and done them all.

I am used to seeing my wife fully naked until I am no longer amused by nudes

Yule ulitombewa?

Hajatombwa na mtu

This Arimis bachelors can’t comprehend

I can’t imagine promising a cook that I will eat the same dish every day for the rest of my life.
How did you feel looking her straight in the eyes lifting her veil and saying “I do” when you know it’s all a lie?

Kularua uchi

Just act normal

Yeah right. Wewe uoshwe,mimi nioshwe @MAKANGA aoshwe,@Ghaseer ioshwe,@Punda ioshwe,@matako ioshwe,@Mboro Ya Ghetto ikue kwa mix,not forgeting @kumamtaro ipelekewe kejani. Si ni ukimwi tunatarajia

Shifu, hio nyapu ya bibi yako iko na meter? Ulinunua wapi? Kama mimi mkamba Siwezi trust mwanamke with even the option ya kuilock, wewe dio nani?

In marriage you have to avoid being overthinking

@Tom Bayeye mbona ulitombea rafiki yangu khupipi? Haukufanya poa banaaaaae

Hakuna MTU alitombwa my friend

mimi ni fisi,i confess,sijui kuchagua coomer:D:D:D:D