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Mwengine aliwacha hairband Kwa gari banae…
Nani analeta malaya kwa kitanda ya khupipi? Si heri utombane kwa ya mbochiste akiwa off.
These are homosexual bachelor boys problems my brother… Bachelor mgaytow problems bro. Mimi nakula Meza moja na khupipi na mango wa kando wote walisema amen papa!
Hahaa nikiwa bachelor kuna dem wa job alikua anadai mechi nikaleta yeye kwa keja nguyaz.Hata siku bite.Tuli share bed naked akakataa kata kata.Ninge insist sana niliogopa ku risk kuwekelewa allegations pale job.I was dumb enough not to notice she had changed clothes in the morning tukienda job sasa on Friday morning.The dress alikua amevaa alirusha juu ya inbuilt wardrobe ya second bedroom.(Nyumba ilikua flat ya 2 bedroomed).Dem wangu sasa alikam on Sato usiku.Nilitoka kidogo on Sunday morning kurudi nikapata amefura kama mandazi na haniongeleshi.Alienda bedroom kama amechukua hio dress ameroll into a ball akarusha kama ame nichapa nayo kwa face.Hata akuuliza ni ya nani.Akarudi kwa sitting room after like an hour akiuliza hii nguo ni ya nani na staki answer ya kijinga.Nikamshow beste yangu alilala huko na dem wake sikujua ameacha nguo huko.Aliiangia kwa bedroom yangu akachukua makasi akakatakata hio nguo.Nilikua naishi second floor.Kulikua na mti imegrow such that ukifungua mlango unaeza guza leaves coz height yake ilikua imepita second floor.Dem alifungua mlango kama amerushanisha hio dress juu ya hio mti.Kuchungulia kwa dirisha naona ka small crowd kameanza ku form hapo down nikama wanangoja kuwitiness drama.Walingoja sana.
Hahahaha. I can relate… Mimi Kuna moja aliacha wig kwa Gari tena behind kiti ya nyuma. Mfanyi kazi naye na kiherehere akiosha Gari akatoa na akakimbiza kwa mama watoto ati “madam ni kama uliangusha nywele kwa Gari”. That was the first time niliitiwa pastor na kulasimishiwa vct
Elders tulisema tukue na mancave in the remotest part of town ama airbnb exquisite hapo cbd kama wewe ni famous birrionaire. Hatutarudia hii maneno.
This sums up your IQ
Lakini how stupid would a man have to be kupeleka malaya kwake? I understand that sometimes a man may need new p.uss,y, lakini kupeleka malaya kwako especially as a married man is the height of bonoboism. AirBnb, hotels, na lodgings ni za hiyo kazi.
Madem wanapenda ku mark territory, wanaseti mtu. Mimi nilikuwa very open, I never hid anything, I never feared to lose a girlfriend. Niliambiwa am arrogant na niko na roho ya black…
nonsense. kwani ni training ya MOSSAD
You are too theoretical.
You must be one of the morons who take hoes to their homes.
There’s no defense against such moves. You won’t even notice them. Best option to keep ‘em away from your home. Something that’s bound to go wrong will go wrong. From neighbors selling you, finding a strange hair clip in the room…
ninge ingiza kidole kwa mkia
Hii ni ile ya team wajinga saana. how dare you bring a bitch in your marital bed? Anyway the bed haijui kama ni ya marital.
Happens to the best of us.
Siku ile atakulishwa muchele na kusanyiwa keja ndio atajua hajui.
… hawa ma ghaseer wameletwa kusanya keja wanaweza fungua yeye boot! 
Gayyyyyyy Malaya ya 150 unakuanga shoga humbwer hii
Mimi nilipatwa mara mob sana mpaka ata akazoea. Zile days zenye angekosa nguo za dem mwengine, angepitia kwa dustbin and sure enough she would come across used CDs. She would leave, hysterical and almost immediately block me on all platforms, only to call later saying ako kwa gate.