Umama

I need some help esteemed villagers. Kuna umama that is manifesting. For the past few times, nimeanza kucatch when chatting with someone then hawareply. Hii ni umama sana for a person carrying nuts like me.
Pia I think I am a bit soft on people.

Nifanye vipi niwache hii tabia ya ufala.

PS: Nimevaa helmet na handkerchief tupeeni hata teargas. Don’t mince your words :smiley:

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Uwache kutumia pads uanze kutumia tampons

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Call people. Text achia watu wa xaxa

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Tafuta Deorro mubadilishane mawaidha.

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Niko na bra ya red stumiangi it would look good on you

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Jaza hii form kwanza ndo niweze kukusaidia.

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It sucks being ignored. Don’t take it seriously.

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@pinkhandles kujeni kidogo msaidie nugu iko apa… aona. inadai kubadilisha gender nikaa izo mbegu mbili anadai kuzi nyofoa awajoin to b ur chair man

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Inakaa thong yako imeenda lunch.
Itoe bila aibu.

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@Delus sometimes you need to surprise your man by barking during doggy style

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Uhm… I think thongs, by design, are supposed to ‘go for lunch’.

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Uh… I think thong imeanza kukawia kurudi kutoka lunch. Its like its seeing another ass…

Ngaiiii…what have I just said?

Hadi mbele? Tell us more hii maneno hatujui

:D:Dhelmet still strong.

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Seeking help/advice from this village is the worst thing to do.

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pole pole my fren. Uko karibu kupiga closet RKO

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My fren,the closet worries me no more. Where were you when I was adjudged to have given it a KO?
Its not an issue. The closet.

Stop feeding your insecurities by looking for validation and approval from others.
Zima simu for 24 hours. Anyone who looks for you, keep close. The rest are like ktalk people - they don’t matter.

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