Yesterday was the first time I went out with a girl after a really messy past this chick was really drowning black ice kama her life depended on it, kama kawaida after she was wasted I looked for a cab impeleke home but she insisted hataki kuenda pekee yake ok as a gentleman I decided to accompany her hadi kejani kwake,kufika paid the cab guy nikampeleka hadi kwa door yake manzi akanishikilia hawezi enda kwa bed pekee yake nimsaidie,sasa kuingia manzi alilock mlango anasema anafeel hot akatoa nguo zote I was pretending sioni anything mara kighafla akanirukia akaniambia anasikia anawashwa na punany na anataka I fuck her damu haijawahi rush kwa mwili yangu hivi I had to think of an exit plan mbio tukasumbuana kitu 20 minitues hataki kuniacha akasema nikijaribu kuhepa atawika ninataka kumrape coz she had begged I fuck her nikakata what saved me nilimdanganya naendea CD na she didn’t notice I was lying to her, obvious effects of pombe the next day amenifuria hataki kuniongelesha kumbe Black ice inachemsha mwanamke hivo?Poleni team mafisi I am not a member.
@Gio is that you?
@lula da silva = @Web Dev = GAY
you needed not make a new handle for this 
amesahau the part where he taught her how to make lasagna before running away
Heard about this thing called punctuation?
@Atwoli and @Njamba Huthu kujia nyama mbichi inaonekana huyu anataka kuwa recruit wenu and as the supreme chairman of team mafisi sacco i ban you from conducting any business with the sacco therein
:D:D:D Grabs pop corns
GHASIA MBURUKENGE
hehehe…
sketchi bana
this is @rollout with his Warner Bros hekayas
Cut the guy some slack… At least ameweka fullstop moja hapo mwisho 
Filthy peasant why you no have a vehicle??
A dead hooker has more ambition than you stupid keyboard solider.
Nani amekalia stool yangu?
Was she ugly??
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Asshole
Hehe mnanichekesha
:D:D:D:D:D bure kabisa unapanuliwa nyap unawacha