Ulevi Sacco

Niko Tribeka nikiskiza hii ujinga ya wasee Wa Churchill. Owago and Fred Omondi. Entertaining

Niko mahali nameza Smirnoff after the piece of chieth waiter had the audacity to tell the dwyfwy artist golden gilbeys hakuna

Niko mahali nameza yohanna mtembezi black label, and you could be mistaken its a friday. Mombasani

Hata huku parking imejaa utadhani ni Friday

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Bill umelipa ? ama umekopa ?

Hater relax. Mimi sio birrionea but bill ya watu wawili haiwezi nisotesha. Meffi

kwanini hamleti mbisha
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Hehe, mimi pesa imeisha na krest…wacha nilale

Na watu mna pesa ya kukojoa…
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Kwani unanunua maziwa tu na mboga? Chieth!

Nimewezwa leo, fackin herro
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Nilikunywa, nikalewa, nikalala, nimeamka.
Amkeni mwende mkatafute pesa.
Chieth.

Mjamaa Netherlands ilikua ni sehem moja ya oyole?

hehe

Hekaya za abunwasi hatutaki, mbona msi weke mbisha ama sketch ama audio

End month manenos? The rat race is real.

Hapa kuna lapie imeliwa

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Na Kanyama saa zingine…