I traveled to Kisii on some biashara, right now I am sitting in a hotel looby, it’s one of those hotels that’s mostly frequented by wheeler-dealers, tenderprenuers, MCAs basically the buggers that have taken over the counties and are now flashing around big money. This curvy,light skin,with a dazzling smile and a looong tail is sitting on the next table and she’s having a phone conversation with her girlfriend, yeah I am eaves dropping. The conversation is about her impressive long list of men that she’s trying to align into the perfect line up. There is Brayo,a young business man, who wants her to move in with him but in her words He is a pretentious insecure bitch who is constantly snooping on her phone, and even goes to safaricom for her phone records–can someone actually do this? and her fear is that he is going to find out about her numerous escapades but she will consider moving in with him ‘save her money’. There is the mweshimiwa who is basically the main sponsor who who takes her to all this exotic places and she’s trying to convince him to rent a house for her ndio asiende Kuishi na Brayo, and then there is the boy friend mwenye wamekosana naye jana because she saw him with a chick way hotter than her and out of jealousy and stupidity she sent him a tirade of very insulting texts-the irony? I am a heart brocken man, I really liked this chick from the first sight, she comes off as shy, innocent, plus she has the most charming smile I have ever seen and then Boom! Iko watu wanacheswo.
Eavesdropping can’t give u all the details you’ve described above…sema tu wewe ni Tony Mochama wa Crazy Monday
A slice a day keeps a man healthy. Kula slice yako, wengine watapitia wakila zao pia…
It’s a very quite place, you can hear all the details if you want to. You can’t make this shit up…
Tools of trade.
THE ONLY WOMAN YOU CAN TRUST IS YOUR MOTHER,
slices of life…
Who are these?
It’s never yours just your turn
UMBEA NDIYO UTA ACHA!!!
TUTAKUKAMULIA HUYO BIBI YAKO UJUE MAANA YA HIO LINE
But then again ASK your Dad.
^ wale wanauzaga tyre retreads!!
Umechuja ule fala ameweka link ya mezesh
in matters what?
AMEENDA MBIO SANA
I was in a shuttle from Eldoret to Nairobi this Chic from Bukusu land was being tuned by a guy seated next to her. Her phone was receiving all kind of calls seem she had told her 4 different boyfriends she was coming to Nai. she stringed them to different days of the week. and she was an import to a guy who was waiting for her at a place called sodom .
Just take your phone and look down the list of text messages and phone calls; chances are the next “innocent-looking” damsel has a list that is ten times longer and more animated than yours. Just take your slices and leave
Stupid elder rudi ulete mbisha.
Sodom iko ungem