UK immigration

wadau i am a testament to the fact that a poor background cannot determine the projection of one’s life. nilibahatika kupata a full scholarship to the UK plus a support package with prospects of working while study in the same profession. sasa i do not know how life is on the other side the furthest from kenya nimeenda ni Rwanda on a 3 day conference. I am told ill have to take a 2 week quarantine late this month Ndio niingie classes late october (i do not know why the delay). so if you have experiences overseas mnichapie though sioni nikirudi vumbistan anytime soon juu ill need to settle. ile kidogo nimeambiwa is mambo ya pombe nisare, i should only date black ghels (panyaste atakasirika) na kama stipend zitakua poa na job inalipa fiti nitafute kadudu niavoid public transport juu ya rasicm (mimi ni mweusi kiasi:D). feel free mnisaidie peasant ainuke na kuacclimatize banae…

Unaenda mji gani? Unasound kama mtu wa commonwealth ama chevening. Mimi nilikuwa coventry…maisha mazuri. Raha ndio utapunguza

I was to give you an advice but your thread is on sex n relation. Why?

Congratulations kijana that is a very fine opportunity umepata dont waste it. Do not under any circumstance let anything interfere na io scholarship because it is all that tethers you there. Just know you mess with your uni you mess with your visa so maliza kitu imekupeleka huko. It is easy to lose track especially ukianza kuingiza pesa.

Kenya is in the stone age period so be prepared because the system is completely different. If at all possible make sure you land in the right hands. Trust me this is very important, you dont want to be one of the one’s unarukwa kwa airport kama wengine wetu hekaya for another day. Also in this current climate watch what you say huko si kenya usipayuke vile ma shoga wanakuudhi ama urudishwe kijiji kama gunia.

I dont want to give too much advice since my country was different though I have relatives huko. I’m sure there are people here who live there who can give you specific advice on what to expect there.

Lastly enjoy your life. All the best young man

Usuogope many kenyans wako uko UK they will guide you.Keep of pombe kabisa,stay away from trouble or bad company.As a black man kudungwa kisu hapo ni rahisi.
Eat 5,save 5.

MGTOW=FREEDOM… Congratulations fellow alpha male ,take this opportunity and make the most of it ,chunga Sana feminist movement they are very bitter a man especially a " black man" has a great chance of making it ,they will screw you royally if you even try any advance on any woman.

Never eat a drunk white ghel, she will claim rape the following day.

Have a plan. You say you are not coming back to vumbistan, that is ok but be prepared for change of mind when you are there because you will miss vumbistan despite its dust

ii ni ukweli mtupu. Nilitoka ii nchi years back nikiswear up and down I will never return to this dumpsite. Saa io unaambiwa na your veteran relatives io ni mdomo tu. The first thing to ever make me truly miss Kenya ilikua chakula. You can only have so many burgers and pizzas before you grow tired.

Tulikua tunaenda 60kms kwa Sri Lankan Fulani kununua unga ya ugali na maini ya kupika.

Join the church or any movement that’s welcoming. They will have your back in case of anything.

Advice for UK:

  1. Settling there after studies is quite harder than other Western countries. Even after local studies, a lot of preferential treatment (either through the immigration laws or culturally) is still given to the locals in the job market. I always wondered why most guys I knew studying there came back (including some of my relatives) and it’s my cousin who intimated this to me. This is not to say that you won’t get work if you do job hunt; I was told most jobs that immigrants find are “lowly,” even if within your field. If you’re hell bent on not returning back to Vumbistan, I’d recommend you really pull up your socks in your studies and also be very aggressive with internships before graduation, to give you that leg up.

  2. Even after Brexit, UK Immigration Dept are not as generous with permanent residency and future citizenship. It’s much stingier and takes longer than some other more immigrant friendly Western countries.

  3. UK immigration are also very unforgiving when it comes to infringements. Any misdemeanors and they don’t hesitate to deport you ASAP, that’s why you’re seeing everyone here advising you to behave.

  4. UK weather can be depressing. That place is rainy AF with little sunshine. You’ll need to acclimatize to this, coming from the great equatorial climate.

  5. Cost of living in UK is a story in itself. Watch out, especially in the big cities.

Hii siwezi sema ntakua nimejidoxx kabisa

Thanks for insight ndugu ni a masters scholarship kuna vitu nafaa. Niexpect hivi like tendencies ama cliques za kuavoid?

Kuna kenyan groups wameoffer kunimentor na hio base za kudungana ni wapi hivi niavoid

Baanae nimeambiwa nikeep off white ngeos ama ntaozea jela za huko

Knife crime iko mahali you just have to stay safe and avoid any story with the police.

Ni masters ya nini waendea? Cliques…there’s a way we speak here ju sisi hatuko politically correct ngoja ufike huko. Just look at the buzz words you should avoid faggots is a no no vile hua tunarusha io jina huku. Kiwete/cripple chunga sana basically dont play with the lgbtq community hao wanaeza kumaliza just avoid them if you can. White girls are also a big no they’re crazy and it will always be your word against there’s. Ka unakula make sure and I mean make really sure that she consents otherwise utapiga nduru.

Do no play with your scholarship io ndo the surest way ya kurudishwa Kenya if Britain is like Australia then your institution can report to home affairs kama shule unaipuuza and wazungu hawachezi ikifika hapo. Unarushwa tu vumbistan. Izo zingine naeza sema is just personal advice might not apply in the UK acha wenye experience na huko wakuambie izo

Asante mdau very insightful info

Also be careful of the Kenyans you meet there a good number are serious and will help you but some are extremely stupid and can drag you down. Enjoy maisha but always keep at the back of your head that there is something you went there for

Fuck …na private means of transport? Naskia kuna kitu inaitwa road tax…but mandai ni kidogo

Kiyana hiyo pumbi unaidhalau you gonna miss it! ile baridi iko UK Makende zitakuwa frozen hata kumbao ni shidaaaa. Semi-Siberia weather.

Hakuna kazi ya starehe utapata, kuwa tayari na oddjobs mate! kuosha Octogenarians etc.
Kisha ukirudi Jamuhuri una floss kwa ma ghasia kama @Tom Bayeye @uwesmake @Eng’iti na @BADASS umetoka Mayuu :smiley:

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Hiyo mtaa ni mambo mbaya, Maraya & Miadarati tu. Cheap place to live in for migrant peasants.
Kama utakuwa sides za Midlands saa zingine mi utembeza Makangari huko kukamua new arrivals college girls kabla wajue kuuza kuma bei ya huku! :smiley: