Ujinga ya Tinder

[Tracy_Mueni]

@KeleleZa Chura

naomba nikunyonye coomer

Nyonya kidole cha gumba ulale.

[KeleleZa_Chura]

@Tracy Mueni

Nyonya kidole cha gumba ulale.

U

[system]

@Ka-Buda

It’s better than kupata ako different Personality!
Last week nimekutana na psychopath na bado ananiandama!
I thought our date was a disaster but as far as she is concerned, it went well and she has already invited herself for a second date!
If I wasn’t in my own flat, ningehama.

Haki huyu ametumwa na ibilisi aniharibie starehe!

Pwagu hupata pwaguzi

[system]

6 missed calls?? Huyo ni desparate. Ungevumilia ukamue mtu alafu ujitoe design ya mteja hapatikani. K is constant. Na talkers wakiletewa kuma wanaringa sana.

[Notapeoplesguy]

Thought wanawake wa Tinder Kenya ni prostitutes tupu?

[senji]

@Ka-Buda

It’s better than kupata ako different Personality!
Last week nimekutana na psychopath na bado ananiandama!
I thought our date was a disaster but as far as she is concerned, it went well and she has already invited herself for a second date!
If I wasn’t in my own flat, ningehama.

Haki huyu ametumwa na ibilisi aniharibie starehe!

Leta hekaya

[senji]

@TakeOff

I hear they is an app that makes one’s selfie look like what they are not in real life, Most ladies on socio media use it

True. Personaly i know a lady who uploads some nice photos on whatsapp. Ukimuona i real life mtu different sana

[Rene_Descartes]

Mimi ile kitu unibore sana ni kuland school children. I am talking about campus girls aged 17/18/19. Someone looks like an adult only for me to realize its a second year at some school. So we are talking and I can see I am in for childish bullcrap. Na miaka yangu iko karibu kukataa. Suprisingly they think 10 years+ older is withing good range. In fact, when I showed surprise about the age gap, one told me that older than that would have been ideal. like WTF? This has been one of my learning journeys about the female perspective of things; that it is totally different from what young boys think. for a boy in second year at campus, it is likely bibi ako class seven. class mate yake bwana ni uwesmake. And girls seem to understand this, but boys dont.

[Kombora]

ALERT! K Talk has just been taken over by the Chinese, Damn. Mwenye anajua hio lugha aeleze what the ferk they are saying.

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@Purple

Wewe si uko na bibi, what are you doing on tinder?

Amesema anatengeneza list ya wanawake wa kulalwo nao. Hujui kusoma kiingereza?

[Quadro_k4000]

@Kombora

ALERT! K Talk has just been taken over by the Chinese, Damn. Mwenye anajua hio lugha aeleze what the ferk they are saying.

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[Freakazoid]

@Quadro k4000

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[Simiyu22]

@TakeOff

I hear they is an app that makes one’s selfie look like what they are not in real life, Most ladies on socio media use it

There are several of these apps. Women nowadays can also fool you with make-up.

@Stinger

6 missed calls?? Huyo ni desparate. Ungevumilia ukamue mtu alafu ujitoe design ya mteja hapatikani. K is constant. Na talkers wakiletewa kuma wanaringa sana.

Could be a psycho. Then you cant get rid of her.

[WuTang]

@Rene Descartes

Mimi ile kitu unibore sana ni kuland school children. I am talking about campus girls aged 17/18/19. Someone looks like an adult only for me to realize its a second year at some school. So we are talking and I can see I am in for childish bullcrap. Na miaka yangu iko karibu kukataa. Suprisingly they think 10 years+ older is withing good range. In fact, when I showed surprise about the age gap, one told me that older than that would have been ideal. like WTF? This has been one of my learning journeys about the female perspective of things; that it is totally different from what young boys think. for a boy in second year at campus, it is likely bibi ako class seven. class mate yake bwana ni uwesmake. And girls seem to understand this, but boys dont.

Bibi ametulia ama bado anakupeleka mbio?

[tombayeye]

@Quanstrom

A while back nilidownload tinder kufanya test run. Maboiz walikuwa wameisifia sana. Nikamatch na mzoga tukapanga blind date. Dame kwa picha alikuwa ameweza. The joke was on me. We met, had a nice chat but I was extremely disappointed. I acted mature but when we parted ways, 6 missed calls before jioni. Then this message. I never replied. Tinder ni ya upuss na fake editted photos[ATTACH=full]150808[/ATTACH]

weka picha visuri bwana

[tombayeye]

@gakaraku

wachana na hio gunia. Ata ile ya mtoto kukufa na kuwekwa kwa briefcase hakikumalizia

gani tena ya briefcase?:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[system]

Tinder ni ya gardening tools. Don’t argue with me am not your uncle

[uwesmake]

tinder nilipata nyoka swafi

[Masood]

Haha. Happens with all dating apps. Personally I would never put my real pic. Too many psychos and many people who know you may see you and even entrap you.

[system]

@Quanstrom

That is impersonation

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D