Ujaluo kweli ni simping

[Kaffir]

@ChifuMbitika

Jaruos are great lovers and husbands

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[mtadao]

@Dinoh

This is spot on. Kwanza chali mjaka akinunua kitu na aone dem mrembo karibu, hawezi bargain sana.

Wũũũi!

[Yuletapeli]

@SwagMargeddon

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:D:D:D

[Yuletapeli]

@Dinoh

This is spot on. Kwanza chali mjaka akinunua kitu na aone dem mrembo karibu, hawezi bargain sana.

My wife hunisho huwa sI bargain. I was taught not to juu hio ni umaskini. Lipa kiroho safi and leave…

[ChifuMbitika]

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My wife hunisho huwa sI bargain. I was taught not to juu hio ni umaskini. Lipa kiroho safi and leave…
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[Yuletapeli]

@ChifuMbitika

Wife huniambia “wewe unatoanga tu pap!” Yeye ni master wa ku bargain. Huwa naskia amesema “Wacha tu niende”. Mimi nayo naangalianga time naona Sina time ya kutupa. Nalipa kama tumeenda.

[Stee_bn]

@Azor Ahai

Luo men have HUGE egos. That’s their weakness so its easy to manipulate them and get their money. Just create situations where they have to choose between their ego or their money, and they will choose to please their ego every time even when its not smart :D.

Me: Unataka item gani kastama

Jebedeyo: Nataka XYZ

Me: XYZ za China za watu maskini ama ile original ya Japan?

Jebedeyo: Aiih…leta original buana. Kwanza nalipa cash.

Kimani, his colleague, atakuja jioni nikimwambia bei aniulize “Kari we dirathukumira? Leta cheapest najua quality haijaachana sana na original”.

Pewa Moja, umemwaga ukweli yote

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@mikel

True. I have noticed its easy to negotiate with a luo mechanic …you tell him hauna kakitu na anaelewa …hata anaeza kuchekelea…juzi I tried that with some kiuk hapa kangemi after he fixed my sunroof nikajionea maneno…jamaa alijam within a second yet we were still negotiating. Pia juzi I brought another one to fix my solar, same problem…anakasirika ukimsho hauna pesa anaitisha na job amefanya ni ya 30min …but a luo or luhyia would smile and negotiate

Boss never let anyone touch your work before you agree an amount or an estimate. Never fall for " aaa wacha nifanye hii kazi hatuwezi kosana bei kazi ikiisha" hii statement imeniuma sana kwa ass sana sana mechanic. We negotiate before he touches my car. Ndio nikiona ananirukia namwambia wacha niende ntarudi.

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@Kodiaga

Ile kitu inasumbua wajaluo ni yellow thighs

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Thighs za hii kunguru yako hazijafika threshold ya kufurahisha mecho za jaruo jeeenga hii

[wedogo3366]

@Yuletapeli

Wife huniambia “wewe unatoanga tu pap!” Yeye ni master wa ku bargain. Huwa naskia amesema “Wacha tu niende”. Mimi nayo naangalianga time naona Sina time ya kutupa. Nalipa kama tumeenda.

My time is ussually worth more but I bargain
I would rather waste a few minutes than watch you swindle me
I can’t buy overprized stuff unless it’s very urgnt and options are limited

[Swansea]

@ChifuMbitika

Jaruos are great lovers and husbands

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[uwesmake]

@ChifuMbitika = bottom homo

[Terrorsummit]

@Kodiaga

Ile kitu inasumbua wajaluo ni yellow thighs

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Mimi naona yellow dress…mkamba perhaps?

[Night-runner]

@King Gellegan IV

Luos whose lives revolve around women are losers.

tell dem teacher.

[Brayo44ki]

Elders Bado hamjashikanisha chifu ni mbiches flani ako na historia na River lake nilotes??