Uhuru Muigai Wa Kenyatta, Muthamaki Njamba!!!!

Yesterday, on JKL (JeffKoinangeLive) I watched the crook Jirongo try to extricate himself from his own history.

But there is one anecdote he gave which I found absolutely fascinating - and which points to why, as he said it, “2017 is a done deal for Uhuru”.

According to Jirongo, during the 2013 campaigns, Uhuru and his entourage spent a night at Jirongo’s Kitale home. It was after a hard day’s campaigning, but they still talked and made merry into the night.

The next morning Jirongo was shocked to be woken by his workers at 6am - his distinguished guest, Uhuru Muigai wa Kenyatta, was helping them milk the cows and they were not sure they should allow him to!

Jirongo says he was so taken aback that he didn’t know what to do. Right in front of him was the son of the first president - and the incoming president - on a low stool milking a cow with his bare hands!!!

It reminded me that Jomo’s former bodyguard last year said that old Jomo used to make all his children do hours in the shamba, digging.

NO WONDER, UNLIKE THE SPOILT MOI BRATS WHO COULD THREATEN YOU WITH GUNS AND STEAL SHAMBAS LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE when their dad was in power, NO SCANDAL HAS BEEN PINNED ON ANY OF JOMO’S CHILDREN.

EVEN BABUON HAS TAKEN TO SINGING "My younger bratha Ohuru sio mbaya, lakini ile watu anasunguka yeye…

Moral of the story: Good parenting is not buying Kababa na Kamamie pizza but giving them a jembe walimie maua, ama ndoo waoshe gari.

Ujinga wenu ndio unawamaliza…

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Proof it or it is a HOAX!

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Jirongo is 55. Lakini anakaa Kama elder bro wa Tunoi

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Doesn’t that show leadership…ie Utongoria? ‘Muthamaki’ title inapotosha mada

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jirongo has taken the brief from wanjigi in attacking DP Ruto from jacob juma. jirongo suits that role as he is desperate for finance with the numerous court cases, evictions and debt collectors. He also has a long standing grudge with him. It was supposed to be alfred keter but he has folded after receiving backlash in nandi central and currently fighting against nearly a dozen young prospective jubilee candidates.

On a related issue of spoiling children, why should a boy of three be sleeping on the same bed with his mother? Yaani mama akipinduka wakati amelala anaguza deki ya mtoi na haga. Mama akidress mtoto anachungulia tu coomer and mafudhi. Mtoi anaanza kushindwa mbona mamie ako na nywele kwa dudu? And you wonder why kids now are twisted…mtoto wa miezi sita should be sleeping in a cot, not their mathas bed. That’s why cots were invented, sawa?
CC: MSiM na @aviator: Na hii ni last warning. Nikivisit tena nipate mkilala kwa kitanda moja na Kababa ka miaka 6 mtabaki hapo tu!

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Kukamua ngombe ni leadership? Juzi Magufuli aliokota takataka watu wakasema at he is the best African leader apewe Nobel Prize. The problem with us Africans is that we don’t know what good leadership is. We are swayed by small things like milking a cow while economic indicators are blinking red.

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Guka release hii hekaya,long overdue:confused::confused::confused::confused: nani aliona dudu ya nani

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Like congratulating a man for paying his kids school fees

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Uhuru looks like he’d still lead a comfortable life if he was born a peasant. Gideon Moi on the other hand only realized the importance of speaking Swahili when he became MP in 2002 (remember the boy was elected unopposed).

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No, milking a cow is not leadership. But it gives an insight into the nature and character of a person. The problem with us Africans is that we often stupid and petty and don’t want to give credit where its due.

Especially when it is not our ethnic tingod being praised…

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Mtu kama @Wakanyama amekamua plus kuchinja ngombe for his whole life but no one gives him credit, acha orezo akamue ngombe it’s national news, UPUS

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You spend the whole day politicking, jioni unakula makali late into the night, six umeamka unakamua ngombe, thats energy.

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UHURU NI MZITO RUTO NI SWARAMWIZI

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UHURU NI MZITO RUTO NI SWARAMWIZI

You could not have put it any better guka…the only problem is that you fall in this bracket too.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai, @MBOMB that’s unfair. I have always given Babuon credit for the chaos he causes…;);););):wink:

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Please deer, it is not our wish to share beds with teenagers. Ni shida. Hio ka single room haiwes toshea kitanda ingine, plus hata pesa ya kununua hio bed iko wapi? if you can move me to a 2br hse and furnish it, I promise hautapata kababa kwa bed yetu.

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Jirongo ni malenge sana, nani hajaii get hizo sms za kamiti ati watakuzima. Really stretching his assassination claims to far. He seems like the one with issues with Ruto and not the other.

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Haha
guka mtoi aligusa manhood pacemaker ikaanza kubeep?

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