Uhuru Kenyatta, the British Colonial Ass Licker! Stupid House Nigga!

[Slartibartfast]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

I just dislike your online persona. Too haughty and delusional.

Go jump off a cliff, please.

This is not fair at all.

Thanks for the suggestion, I’ve always wanted to try cliff diving.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Slartibartfast

This is not fair at all.

Thanks for the suggestion, I’ve always wanted to try cliff diving.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai, kwani you have a terminal disease? This is not like you, a mellow, timid rained-on cat. I expected you to come hammer-and-tongs, kitchen pans and toilet brushes, at me.

This is such an anti-climax, I’ll now have to fap…

[Chifu]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

So Kuki Gallman gets shot. Big deal, Kenyans get shot every day.

BUT because Gallman in White, the president actually releases a statement on her shooting! Within 12 hours the alleged shooter is arrested and the gun used recovered

If you want the CIc to recognize you, be rich, or rather stand out to be recognized. We are told that we are all equal, but of course qe know we aren’t equal. That is why ata kwa airport kuna VIP lounges na huwes peleka makende ukiwa normal raiya.

[Nattydread]

In tone and tastelessness, Guka’s anti-Uhuru rants do not differ much from those of Millie Odhiambo:

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Both are characterized by uncontrolled emotions, impulsiveness, sensationalism, exaggeration and fabrication where possible, and an unbridled need to capture attention by any means necessary.
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I never knew that a single vote gave one person such a broad licence to insult another.

[zimzimma]

Bend over and accept your colonial overlord.

[Alchemist]

@kim4

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[nelo_angelo]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

@gashwin

From the Nation story:

1. “the British ambassador held a crisis meeting with security chiefs…” AS WHO AGAIN?
2. “the envoy blamed politicians…”, OH, SO NOW THE AMBASSADOR HAS THE RIGHT TO INTERFERE IN LOCAL POLITICS?

I don’t want to expose my friend the DO, but this is the sanitased version.

As far as the military pact is concerned, and access to SH, just do your own research, starting with Gugu.

Unfortunately guka the British, Americans and now the Chinese have a tight grip on our leader’s balls and its going to be that way for generations until when future Kenyan voters and leaders realize cannibalizing our own nation through corruption is counter productive.

[kaiser_soze]

@nelo angelo

Unfortunately guka the British, Americans and now the Chinese have a tight grip on our leader’s balls and its going to be that way for generations until when future Kenyan voters and leaders realize cannibalizing our own nation through corruption is counter productive.

NOUGH SAID…

[thruster]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Yes, you read that right.

And for the record, I will still vote for Jubilee and Uhuruto.

But I am fed up with this servile, yes-massa, house-nigga attitude of the president.

So Kuki Gallman gets shot. Big deal, Kenyans get shot every day.

BUT because Gallman in White, the president actually releases a statement on her shooting! Within 12 hours the alleged shooter is arrested and the gun used recovered.

Now, how many hard-working Kenyans are shot every day and the president doesn’t say a word? How many have been killed in terrorist attacks and he takes days to issue a statement? How many police officers - who fall under the stupid president’s docket - get shot and he says nothing? Soldiers defending us?

For example, two months ago FOUR BROTHERS were found gagged and shot in Nakuru. FOUR SIBLINGS. Did the president as much as issue a statement asking the police to expedite investigations? Or even his CS for Interior? No, the brothers could as well have never existed, despite the fact that they prolly voted for him three years earlier!

It reminds me that it was Uhuru Kenyatta who hurriedly signed the Kenya-British military pact - in which British troops train in Kenya for virtually free, posing a great threat to our sovereignity (can 10,000 Kenyan troops train in Sussex, littering the whole place with unexploded munitions and raping the odd local for fun without consequences?) and humiliating us. Yaani until the other day they could shoot you for fun, or wreck your establishment without going to court!

For five years, Kibaki had refused to sign the pact, opting for short-term renewals, until the British complied to some rules and the new Katiba. Kibaki also put the British ambassador in his place by telling him to follow the right channels under the Geneva Convention when raising an issue - and that is to write to the Foreign Ministry. Not to barge into State House kama ni kwa nyanya yake.

Enter Uhuru and what did he do? He promptly signed the pact, and coerced Parliament, which was reluctant, to accede. The British ambassador again started visiting State House like he owned it.

Now, yesterday, the same British ambassador had the temerity to summon local security chiefs in Laikipia - OCPDs, OCSs, DOs and County Chiefs and dress them down. He called Nkaissery and Nkaissery ordered the chiefs to attend. The ambassador said that the British troops training nearby were ready to offer ‘logistical’ support to local officers. That means once again Kenyans - Pokots - will be shot from British copters! 55 years after our grandfathers were shot by these same ferkers!

NOW, WHERE IN THE WORLD DOES AN AMBASSADOR READ THE RIOT ACT TO SECURITY CHIEFS OF AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY? WHERE?

CAN KENYAN TROOPS BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT BRITISH CITIZENS IN CARDIFF?

A DO friend in Laikipia has told me he’s so mad he’s gonna resign, or just protest by going so slow the Pokots can do whatever they want.

I can forgive Uhuru Kenyatta many things, but as Field Marshal CouchP, a proud son of the Kikuyu and a patriotic Kenyan, I cannot forgive his stupid yes-massa-ferk-my-ass-boss manner.

Ferk the stupid nigga!

Truer words have never been spoken. Thruster approves this post!

[girlciki93]

@nelo angelo

Unfortunately guka the British, Americans and now the Chinese have a tight grip on our leader’s balls and its going to be that way for generations until when future Kenyan voters and leaders realize cannibalizing our own nation through corruption is counter productive.

And the Israelis too. Don’t forget them

[Kaffir]

[SIZE=5]Uhuru is a chip off the old block , his dad was a white arse licker too ! He was against maumau and probably tap danced when Kimathi was executed ! [/SIZE]