Ugamwe ya Wanaume Wengine

Wanaume wengine wako na ufala sana. We are our brothers’ keepers but that does not include putting up with their shenanigans. I have had experiences that left me reevaluating my friendship and brotherhood to some niggars. The following is one of my experiences:-

Kuna ninja alimarry kunguru fulani tuko job na yeye despite my wise advice against the arrangement. In fact the niggar had dropped me from his group after I advised him to just hit and run. After wedding ndio jamaa akagundua ile shimo amejiingiza ndani. Wacha insecurities ziingie on his part. You would not believe that the guy expected me to keep an eye on the chick eti asinyanduliwe:mad::mad::mad::mad:. Nilishanga how now? Mimi nani. One time tumeenda team building Naivasha. Niggar begged me nimchungie bibi asitombwe:eek::eek::eek:. Nikashindwa kwani huyu jamaa ananibeba aje? Nikasema sawa. Unknown to me, he had also tasked some ninjas on our team to do the same.

Sasa drama ikawa ile siku ya mwisho ya team building. Kwa zile harakati za partying on the last night, kunguru ya beshte yangu ikabebwa na fisi Fulani. My guy akapigiwa simu na one of his spies. Yeye kunipigia, nikalenga simu yake since sikuwa nataka my evening iwe ruined na upuzi zingine. Kurudi Nairobi, napata eti ninja amecatch feelings juu niliwacha bibi yake atombweo_Oo_Oo_O. What cheek? I just reminded him of my stand when they started dating. Sipendangi ujinga.

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Evidence??? To prove amecatch???

Ungemwambia aweke padlock akuwe a anabaki na funguo.

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Aende kwa wale madaktari kutoka Zanzibari. Wanatibu shida kama hizi.

Hehe…huyo si mwanaume

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How does the concept of friendship exist or function

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End the friendship. That asshole is insecure. Jitoe before you be blamed when the relationship fails.

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Mwambie straight to his face kazi yako sio kumchungia bibi. At some point, the gloves have to come off. Heri hivyo sio wewe ulimwambia. Wakinyambiana kwa bedsheets watakuwa wanadiscuss mwenye aliseti dame.

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It is very important that you also flash your middo finga at the nicca before you end the friendship. Wewe sio “babe-sitter”.

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Na kama wewe ni b/s menyereri huta vaa tena

What kind of a man is that. Ambiwa yeye Wewe hapana soja wake

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if all that is true hiyo ni upuzi mob sana. ungekataa that point akisema umchungie bibi. kwani anadhani kuma huibwa kama side mirror? kuma hupeanwa bana.

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He is a simp, don’t keep the company of such men who are trapped by Jezebels.

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Kunguru kunguru

Huyo ni mwanamuke. Hii majamaa huwa wanakojoa na nyuma

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Alikutoa kwa friendship circles zake. Rudisha mkono.

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I’m sorry but I found this shit is hilarious :D:D:D ati chunga bibi ya mwenyewe hehe siwezi

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A wise VE lamented about the proliferation of beta genes and progeny recently…some men are destined for disaster…you can’t save them all.:smiley:

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tell him we are ready to donate for him pads,bikers ata kamisi coz it seems he needs them more than us.

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Wewe jamaa amekudharau…mini rende yangu ukikuja na mrembo/bibi hajielewi ni sisi tutakutafunia na tukuambie…
hii ningepita nayo…tusizoeane

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