udaku mtupu

wanawake huwa na shida
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Lol…Kama hizi ndizo lines zako I am even wondering how you get laid :D:D:D:D:D

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huyu boyz lugha yake iko down tu sana

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oneni wengine
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damn! huyu ndiye alikata deki yake kirinyaga?

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You should learn the art of seduction, no self respecting woman will accept such explicit profane language for the first lay, … and if you get such iko shida.

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Huyo kwani ni Sharon chepngenoh?

What ‘Cowshit’!! What makes this Moron think he is the only one who can go those’58’ minutes?? Sharon may be a pro who has seen more rough rides than he thinks.

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This right here …

“unaimiss rungu?”
“hapana”

:D:D:D:D:D I. WOULD. COMMIT. SUICIDE!

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Huyo mshenzi amejiokoa kusema ‘gudnite dear’, otherwise angeshtukia ata akiambiwa “Eighty ninthly…”

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Fifthly lost me

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He he izo lines ni kama za ass hat. Do people fall for that neediness?

:D:D:Dzii…:D:D

:D:D:D:D

Angeambia huyo dem ako na mpesa shop kwa nyumba

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an hAngemalizia “Sixth, gudnyt”

Btw man uko down kama nyumbani kwa poseidon(underground).that lady was generous enough to give you that advice,you need it.

At times u just wanna invest minimum resources to hit some pussy, hence no need for lugha. U just go straight to the point, “… niaje Hizo vitu, feeling kind horny”, if she is up to the task well n good, if not u move forward to the next victim.

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He he…he then puts a prayin/thanks emoticon

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So far I have tried to be the best boyfriend I can be to you … “I think of something that would annoy you then I keep it to myself”. I hope you appreciate it.

PS: Going home… didn’t cheat.

Drunk text.

This is much better than hanging around a girl hoping that she will accidentally fall on your dick repetitively until she comes. I have a friend who just watched a girl he wants go home with somebody else and he kept telling us that it is okay because the girl doesn’t love the guy. If you know you are a tough guy wannabe do not drink until you black out… the other side will come out.

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You are so soft…you know that sleep tight :slight_smile:

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