Uchumi naanza kuuma polepole

Midau nimeenda choo leo when done with biz in there kutafuta tissue naona hamna.I had to make do with serviettes.
Later I went to my local supermarket to restock some of the depleted stuffs including the tissues.
By the way guys how do you manage a monthly shopping,mimi ni kama kila siku napitia .super kununua mavitu.
So nimenunua my favourite tissue brand kufika kwa till naona it is 20bob more expensive than I last bought it.
Nikaangalia several other stuffs including milk.Up by not less than 3 bob.
This is a threat to my good grooming,I love the tissue so much.Where did Black-Templer go,I need to know where they are on offer and keep enough stock

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Now I know why this bagger needed new boxers…oh shit

:D:D for good grooming right?

He wasn’t actually looking for new ones

Do you keep your serviets in the loo? Don’t answer.

Try the muslim style of washing your ass hole after you shit. You will only buy toilet paper for wageni.

You love tissue so much???
I pray that you are a female, because I have never met a man who loves tissues so much.

tano tena

Ule jamaa wa cheki maneno akona lifetime supply of tissues and we were here laughing at him :smiley:

ukiwa bedshitter, every where is the toilet, living room, bedroom, terrace, interior balcony, sq…

I think @bouss is right.We are almost going there.It’s a matter of time.

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You need to get married brah, I once existed like you do now. Pole.

Use water cmon, it’s 2018

Wenye waligrow up ocha hawawezi shit kama hakuna tp kwa loo. Kuna hio uzoefu wa kubeba TP ukienda loo hadi inakwama kwa dna na RNA

Wrong, I will not explain though.

:smiley: :smiley:

I was a reluctant convert into the style but after trying it for a while, I find that I cannot go back to the old style and whenever I am forced to use toilet paper then I don’t feel clean.

Are you trying to.imagine the state i was in while going for them.in the kichen.Hint…was taking very small strides with the boxer sweeping the floor and me bending in a Semi-seven position

how exactly?

Tp ni polite word for matawi na soaked carton. @Phylgee hajui haya

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