uchinka telekramu spoken word edition

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Mimi nawait hawa wa kuenda Canaan wafike pale Joshua 5:2 Hiyo safari mtabadilisha mwende Bethsaida

Joshua 5:2: At that time the Lord said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives and circumcise again the children of israel the second time

2…Wale waluhya wanapenda ugali wakifika canaan wataitwa Wagalilayo:D:D

3…Hii story ya keja ya Ruto kuwa attacked inanikumbusha zile Plagues God aliUnleash upon Pharaoh before Isrealites wajitoe kwenda Canaan

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The worst pain is to see your crush pregnant, wewe unang’ang’ana ata kiss pekee ulinyimwa alaf kuna ninja anasmash raw.
Hii kitu huniuma adi mitochondria…

5…The reason why ladies close their eyes during sex is cause ladies never want to see a man happy True or True???

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[SIZE=5]below the belt[/SIZE]

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:smiley: Wagalilayo

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wueeh! hii niliikosa namna gani?

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Hii kanaan itakosea wengi…io nmeokota mukuru kwa zukabaga

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Kenyans are just creative. Watu wamejua bibilia sababu ya hii erection…

My country, My pride & Joy

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Mimi nawait hawa wa kuenda Canaan wafike pale Joshua 5:2 Hiyo safari mtabadilisha mwende Bethsaida
Joshua 5:2: At that time the Lord said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives and circumcise again the children of israel the second time

@roots you outdone yaself boss. Day made… Thanks.

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:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: hii maneno ya watu kuchange route kuenda Bethsaida imenimalisaaa

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Joshua mwitu atafika tu Mt Sinai aseme wacha turudi

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10…Hakuna kitu mbaya kama Dem mshamba mluhya aki chanuka …anaweza chora hata tatoo ya mwiko kwa cleavage yake :D:D:D

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Day made! Kenyans are a crazy lot!

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Niaje mlebo…hit my inbox and bless me with a thermal image. You’ll make my day :wink:

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Unfortunately I don’t have a thermal camera.

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