kabla kabla… @wildfrank tumekuona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qVCtWmjdo
1…
Lakini loving these ghetto chics ni tricky sana. Unaskia jamaa ako za
Me: Sasa hun
Babe : Ah! Fresh sana mzito, semaje?
Me: I just wanted to tell you that I love you so much
Babe: Muhimu brathe tufike kejani urarue hii kitu ama?
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2…
THE FIRST TIME I TOOK MY LUHYA GIRLFRIEND TO SHAGS…on seeing my mum
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.“…Aki pep,unafanana Tu na matako…”
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I fainted
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3…
Kila nikimaliza kupika na stove yangu,naiwacha nje juu ya harufu ya mafuta,lakini kila Mara hikirudi,naipat
a haina mafuta.Leo niliweka petrol,vile naongea kwa jirani kumelipuka.
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A CLASS IN KAKAMEGA
Mwalimu:,tunga sentesi ukitumia neno “tisaini”
Mwanafunzi:: uyu POY ananiangalieko na tisaini kani
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…Hakuna kitu mbaya kama dem mrembo akukatae Alafu akufie kijana sura mbaya. Kila wakati ukiwaona huwa unashindwa kwani wewe unakaa aje