Uchawi kwA biashara

[Dr_Kerre_PhD]

@Lonely Lover

Many moons ago kuna retiree alikuja retirement package yake in asset form…no cash.
Among the assets was a shiny very brand new posho mill.
The guy either ran out of cash or hadnt budgeted that a posho mill needed its own shelter.
Our village is notorious for vandalism &/or theft…retiree knew very well.
But he was flat out of cash…all he could afford was a cemented floor to bolt the machine to the ground then for the structure he settled for a mud walled building with old rusty worn out iron sheets.
But we all knew that wasnt enough to secure his investment…he had to take extra measures.
Next day retiree hired a boat and crew and sailed to a remote L.Victoria Island on the Tanzanian side and returned with a revered soothsayer/fortune teller/intercessor/medicine man…we honestly dont know the mans specialty…we just know niggas badass.
So retiree brought ‘Swaleh’ to his estate to help ‘secure’ his stuff.
Swaleh does his stuff overnight all you need is to cook him some chicken stew and rice, pay him kabla afanye job…kwa sababu akianza hufai kumwona/kumwangalia na ata leave your boma before umwone/umwangalie (dont ask me why or how)…anyway Swaleh alidunga janta…na by the way hiyo chicken stew unapika on Swaleh’s instructions i.e. toa kuku manyoya na upike kuku mzima mzima…usikate shingo or kukata anywhere…just twist neck toa feathers…bas pika.Mki taka part 2 you guys have to request for it.
But ujue hapa nimefika swaleh amesha enda home…job done.

Malizia tafadhali :D:D

[Condor]

@Lonely Lover

Many moons ago kuna retiree alikuja retirement package yake in asset form…no cash.
Among the assets was a shiny very brand new posho mill.
The guy either ran out of cash or hadnt budgeted that a posho mill needed its own shelter.
Our village is notorious for vandalism &/or theft…retiree knew very well.
But he was flat out of cash…all he could afford was a cemented floor to bolt the machine to the ground then for the structure he settled for a mud walled building with old rusty worn out iron sheets.
But we all knew that wasnt enough to secure his investment…he had to take extra measures.
Next day retiree hired a boat and crew and sailed to a remote L.Victoria Island on the Tanzanian side and returned with a revered soothsayer/fortune teller/intercessor/medicine man…we honestly dont know the mans specialty…we just know niggas badass.
So retiree brought ‘Swaleh’ to his estate to help ‘secure’ his stuff.
Swaleh does his stuff overnight all you need is to cook him some chicken stew and rice, pay him kabla afanye job…kwa sababu akianza hufai kumwona/kumwangalia na ata leave your boma before umwone/umwangalie (dont ask me why or how)…anyway Swaleh alidunga janta…na by the way hiyo chicken stew unapika on Swaleh’s instructions i.e. toa kuku manyoya na upike kuku mzima mzima…usikate shingo or kukata anywhere…just twist neck toa feathers…bas pika.
Mki taka part 2 you guys have to request for it :D:D.
But ujue hapa nimefika swaleh amesha enda home…job done.

Maliza hekaya tafathali.

[Straw_man]

Swaleh alienda na posho mill…

[Lookaku]

@Straw man

Swaleh alienda na posho mill…

True story ?

[Straw_man]

@Lookaku

True story ?

I was just guessing the ending of the story.

[x-trail]

@Lonely Lover

Many moons ago kuna retiree alikuja retirement package yake in asset form…no cash.
Among the assets was a shiny very brand new posho mill.
The guy either ran out of cash or hadnt budgeted that a posho mill needed its own shelter.
Our village is notorious for vandalism &/or theft…retiree knew very well.
But he was flat out of cash…all he could afford was a cemented floor to bolt the machine to the ground then for the structure he settled for a mud walled building with old rusty worn out iron sheets.
But we all knew that wasnt enough to secure his investment…he had to take extra measures.
Next day retiree hired a boat and crew and sailed to a remote L.Victoria Island on the Tanzanian side and returned with a revered soothsayer/fortune teller/intercessor/medicine man…we honestly dont know the mans specialty…we just know niggas badass.
So retiree brought ‘Swaleh’ to his estate to help ‘secure’ his stuff.
Swaleh does his stuff overnight all you need is to cook him some chicken stew and rice, pay him kabla afanye job…kwa sababu akianza hufai kumwona/kumwangalia na ata leave your boma before umwone/umwangalie (dont ask me why or how)…anyway Swaleh alidunga janta…na by the way hiyo chicken stew unapika on Swaleh’s instructions i.e. toa kuku manyoya na upike kuku mzima mzima…usikate shingo or kukata anywhere…just twist neck toa feathers…bas pika.
Mki taka part 2 you guys have to request for it :D:D.
But ujue hapa nimefika swaleh amesha enda home…job done.

Malizia bana

[Shaka]

I know of a village guy who was in same bizness in late 1990s to early 2000s, his biz picked at around early 1990s and he bought two DT dobie Toyota pickups. There were rumours that the guy is a member of a secret org and that he sold out his bro and sis who died in early 1990s to gain that wealth. Fast forward in 2000s the guy changed biz into matatu and then to farming but none was successful. He all of a sudden started acting weird kuropokwa maneno saying their will be no more bloodshed in a family gathering, Saa hio he was sweating like someone in fever. From there onwards he became somehow mad, he is now a street pastor in meru town.

[Aka_mpole]

@Blasty

How many o you have come across Uchawi kwA biashara.Real life experience not hearsay?
…
There’s a guy who was doing very very well.Hapa Kongowea alikuwa anakujia mtush Gikosh.That guy used to live LARGE.Softlife I tell you. Customers wa mtush alikuwa nao.He used to pick his bales hapo Gikosh on credit.Fly to NBO on a Monday evening and be back on Tuesday morning na by the following Monday amemalizia stock.
His circle 'Boys club’s was enviable.

He went down.Slowly but surely. Couldn’t pay off his debts na customers wakaanza kudidimia.Boys wakamtoka one by one(he had become a liability now plus akaaza ulevi mbaya to drown his sorrows). Bibi akamtoka. Never recovered.
Sold every household good at a Shylocks price and drank the money.
Went back to Ushago but can’t stand the ridicule n matusi na matharau ya watu.
One day as we sat down he gave me his story (I had come to know him after amesota).
He told me that some Kaos did him.
That there’s a day he went to his stall and found a snake at his door.
He says that was the beginning o his downfall.
…
He narrated to me how watu esp at the Coast deploy mazingaombwe ya ‘kukunyang’anya nyota yako’.
But when he suggested that we could go to a Mzee that helps people ‘kulinda nyota’ I cut ties with him.
When I asked him why he didn’t do that when his busi was was good, akasema eti he didn’t know I that by then.

Would you? Do you? (Engage a mganga to secure ur business?)

I am 100% sure hakuna uchawi hapo. The guy failed to make hay while the sun was shining. As someone has already said, he failed to diversify his income streams. Ama alidhani atauza mitush forever? His biggest mistake. That’s why I advocate for FINANCIAL CLASSES right from class one to university. Instead of mundane, archaic and outdated subjects like RELIGIOUS EDUCATION. Religion has no place in the classroom. It only helps in spreading superstitions like the one’s you are doing.

[Trojanex]

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

Hizo makaa nasikia hujiuza. Unachukua ngunia zako zenye unataka then you leave or send the money. Jaribu ukora…mimi siwezi guza hiyo kitu hata kama nimelipia. hiyo uchawi ita end up kwa boma yako

Sidhani

[Trojanex]

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

Hizo makaa nasikia hujiuza. Unachukua ngunia zako zenye unataka then you leave or send the money. Jaribu ukora…mimi siwezi guza hiyo kitu hata kama nimelipia. hiyo uchawi ita end up kwa boma yako

Sidhani

[ChifuMbitika]

@Lonely Lover

Many moons ago kuna retiree alikuja retirement package yake in asset form…no cash.
Among the assets was a shiny very brand new posho mill.
The guy either ran out of cash or hadnt budgeted that a posho mill needed its own shelter.
Our village is notorious for vandalism &/or theft…retiree knew very well.
But he was flat out of cash…all he could afford was a cemented floor to bolt the machine to the ground then for the structure he settled for a mud walled building with old rusty worn out iron sheets.
But we all knew that wasnt enough to secure his investment…he had to take extra measures.
Next day retiree hired a boat and crew and sailed to a remote L.Victoria Island on the Tanzanian side and returned with a revered soothsayer/fortune teller/intercessor/medicine man…we honestly dont know the mans specialty…we just know niggas badass.
So retiree brought ‘Swaleh’ to his estate to help ‘secure’ his stuff.
Swaleh does his stuff overnight all you need is to cook him some chicken stew and rice, pay him kabla afanye job…kwa sababu akianza hufai kumwona/kumwangalia na ata leave your boma before umwone/umwangalie (dont ask me why or how)…anyway Swaleh alidunga janta…na by the way hiyo chicken stew unapika on Swaleh’s instructions i.e. toa kuku manyoya na upike kuku mzima mzima…usikate shingo or kukata anywhere…just twist neck toa feathers…bas pika.
Mki taka part 2 you guys have to request for it :D:D.
But ujue hapa nimefika swaleh amesha enda home…job done.

Ghasia takataka wewe maliza hekaya

[ChifuMbitika]

@Aka mpole

I am 100% sure hakuna uchawi hapo. The guy failed to make hay while the sun was shining. As someone has already said, he failed to diversify his income streams. Ama alidhani atauza mitush forever? His biggest mistake. That’s why I advocate for FINANCIAL CLASSES right from class one to university. Instead of mundane, archaic and outdated subjects like RELIGIOUS EDUCATION. Religion has no place in the classroom. It only helps in spreading superstitions like the one’s you are doing.

We had business education in primary school a few years ago but it was removed

[Baby_Panay]

He should have trusted God and included him in his plans.

[Blasty]

@MBOMB

@Trojanex = @Blasty = That guy

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Uko na Ufala.lakini ni Sawa tu.ni Kawaida yako.

@magreb

Interesting that hata wewe huwezi ona huu ndio uchawi ulifanya jamaa yako akajitia ndole kwenye kundule. Toa ujinga hapa na utokomee kabisa.

Unasema ni I Wewe Chokosh?

@Yuletapeli

Kuna time nilikuwa natoka sides za nyeri, si kitambo sana, kwa njia niliona makaa nkauliza beste yangu wa kutoka hizo sides “hizi makaa ziudozz hapa naziibiwi?” akanisho “si ujaribu uone, weka gunia moja tu”. Ati hizo makaa huanza kuwaka kwa gari :D:D
Nilicheka nkamsho hio ni nonsense. Aje sasa?

Pitia hapo Mbeere au Tharaka Nithi county.Upate gunia za makaa kwA barabara and no one is there to man the ‘business’ (the. Homestead is a far distance, say 300M.bt you can see some people there).
Just assume that cz Uko na gari, unaweza load gunia Moja na utoroke.
Utatuletea hekaya I guarantee you.

[magreb]

@Blasty

Uko na Ufala.lakini ni Sawa tu.ni Kawaida yako.

Unasema ni I Wewe Chokosh?

Pitia hapo Mbeere au Tharaka Nithi county.Upate gunia za makaa kwA barabara and no one is there to man the ‘business’ (the. Homestead is a far distance, say 300M.bt you can see some people there).
Just assume that cz Uko na gari, unaweza load gunia Moja na utoroke.
Utatuletea hekaya I guarantee you.

It pains me that I share a country with idiotic people like you.

[Blasty]

@magreb

It pains me that I share a country with idiotic people like you.

Si tupatane hapo Nje nugu hii.Ntakufunza adabu

[uwesmake]

@Lonely Lover

Many moons ago kuna retiree alikuja retirement package yake in asset form…no cash.
Among the assets was a shiny very brand new posho mill.
The guy either ran out of cash or hadnt budgeted that a posho mill needed its own shelter.
Our village is notorious for vandalism &/or theft…retiree knew very well.
But he was flat out of cash…all he could afford was a cemented floor to bolt the machine to the ground then for the structure he settled for a mud walled building with old rusty worn out iron sheets.
But we all knew that wasnt enough to secure his investment…he had to take extra measures.
Next day retiree hired a boat and crew and sailed to a remote L.Victoria Island on the Tanzanian side and returned with a revered soothsayer/fortune teller/intercessor/medicine man…we honestly dont know the mans specialty…we just know niggas badass.
So retiree brought ‘Swaleh’ to his estate to help ‘secure’ his stuff.
Swaleh does his stuff overnight all you need is to cook him some chicken stew and rice, pay him kabla afanye job…kwa sababu akianza hufai kumwona/kumwangalia na ata leave your boma before umwone/umwangalie (dont ask me why or how)…anyway Swaleh alidunga janta…na by the way hiyo chicken stew unapika on Swaleh’s instructions i.e. toa kuku manyoya na upike kuku mzima mzima…usikate shingo or kukata anywhere…just twist neck toa feathers…bas pika.
Mki taka part 2 you guys have to request for it :D:D.
But ujue hapa nimefika swaleh amesha enda home…job done.

malisaa hekaya chief