Uber Tales and Faking It

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LMAO! Hawa wapewe leso.

Asking for the laggards from the rural areas where Uber is an alien concept - how does a card trip work?

Funny thing is them broke hoes are ALL faking and they all KNOW it. Probably the pals caught on or figured the uber guy was “sex for fare” arrangement.

Trip charged to your debit or credit card.

That was one great way of putting a slay queen on the the receiving end!

The slay queen pushed it too far with the sending him to fetch dog food “order”. That Uber driver may have felt insulted with that comment. Had she stopped it at prior to that comment maybe she would have walked off unscathed.

That was a good one:D

I don’t buy. Maybe alinyimwa hio something

Lol.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

slayqueen alibaki zile za… huyo msee wa uber ni umbwer sana…

This guy is just re-telling a joke I’ve read somewhere before. I call bullshit.

I have a childhood friend back at home who has the tendency to build castles and brag using them. Mara me and my husband blah blah mara my kid blah blah yet the stories often look outright fictitious based on her circumstances but I often feign kuitikia nikiwa naye.