Over the years I have come to realize women are very easy just be the at the right place and the right time and most importantly akuwe anakutaka
Usiwahi simp or go over the top with these women….there’s always niggas somewhere waligonga iyo kitu with the bare minimum….they didn’t even have to do much
Underline AKUWE ANAKUTAKA.
Hio time ya kupatana ndio akutake ndio elders hawana, it only works ukiwa college, kwa class na hostel. Hio ingine unasema ni ya danguro na club kama sj. Umenipata vizuri?
Time unatoa wapi?
Kwa estate? Sawa.. but kama uko idle…
Unaongelea mamboch.. si ndio?
Nmekuona…now I understand where you are coming from.
Alafu unadhani kila dem atakutaka?
Story za jaba
Why would your girlfriend or wife be horny to a point anatombwa kwa gari na jamaa wa uber? She is either a whore or you are failing.
Same same na mke wa @MTINGIZA_KITANDA , always horny when i meet her. Bitch is wild
Hehe tapeli i have seen it all with women
Gari,kupiga luku,muscles,dreadlocks are some of the few things i have heard women say that made her fall for a guy
Dem akikutaka ni ivyo doesn’t matter who you are or where…..just give her a reason to want you …just one …ndio akiulizwa baadaye atasema that particular thing is what made her drop her panties quick fast for the guy
Ulimtombea kwa kale ka uber chapchap kako Suzuki Alto?
Withing 3mins of meeting a woman huwa asha decide if you hitting it or not…kuna dem alinishow that alot of times its a guy who talks himself out of the pussy. Yaani dem ashajua atakupea kuma within afew minutes of meeting…then the longer you talk to her the more you fuck up…as in ashajua atakupea kuma then mkiongea unaanza ku bad mouth madem n shiet. …then anajua huwezi mkula
I dont own a suzuki, but you should find a way to tame her, hii weekend alinipromise mkia wondering why she has not called yet.
Anakuoshea mkia elder…but pliz usimwingie dry dry…mpake lube ama hata mate bazenga…usimuumishe pillow elder
Very useless tweet nimeingia hapa kusema venye hiyo ni uongo kumbe ni horizontal engineeering unaongelea
Hehehe very nice btw I came to realize most talkers huwa hawana female friends or if they have they see it as a taboo talking about sex with those women
Just be easy to talk to na utaambiwa vitu mingi sana na hawa madem …and you learn alot from them and how they move
Huyo peng nimesema hapo alipendea jamaa muscles ni wa home….walimatch na gym guy Tinder na hivyo ndio alinyonywa mboro on the first day of them meeting kwa jamaa kwanza the following week akapewa mzigo bila kupelekwa a single date or spending a cent on her mind you this is a college girl and a rich kid so si ati alikuwa malaya
Ive have girls that i been friends with…strictly platonic friendship…never fucked…they come handy coz mnakuwa free nao and they allow you to understand how women think. Wanakuwa free wanakuambia kila kitu. I’ve learned alot from them…kuna mmoja alikuwa hadi anaenda dates ananishow amenyima kinuthia coz of this and this.. btw always watch your mouth when talking to a potential lay…mpake mafuta na usiongee negative on women…simp before you hit the coochie…ukishalima ikuss then be yourself to chase them away
Where do you meet these whores…hawa wa kangemi lazima uwapeleke kisiagi kwanza
Like I said just give them a reason to fuck you kama huna itabidi uongoze na mfuko
I think madem hukuwa na two categories of men those they give a freepass and those they give standards for you to meet
Our resident single mother @KuwaitBabe alituambia hapa for you to get her ni lazima umpeleke date golden tulips kwanza that is in westlands
Don’t be surprised her baby daddy alikuwa jamaa wa eastlands ata hajui gari za kwenda westy hupandiwa wapi but he got to smash and pour inside her without doing much
Sasa after kudumpiwa na kuwa single mother ndio standards zimepanda anataka dates westlands
Perfect example of how the female mind works (Men they are attracted to and want get free passes ….the others get billed and told to jump through hoops and meet her standards)
“BE THE BARE MINIMUM NINJA” should be on a t-shirt
Swali ni wangapi watakutaka…?
It does not work that way… Kwani hauna works mchana ni kushinda tu ndee
King king.. ukiwa idle yes. But here we have serious people, tunajenga nchi
Only if the plan was a date. By the time a woman agrees to meet you for a date, amefanya vetting pahali.