Types of talkers

Courtesy of my 30 years experience in psychology, ive noted the following…
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  1. The funny witty kind
    These include @vuja de mkamba, @MBOMB , @uwesmake, @kermit, @junkie @Female Perspective. @Jirani etc these people are just here to have fun . Always crack my ribs when i read their comments
  2. Looking for love
    These are fisis and fisires on the prowl. They have a sort of misguided belief that they can hook up here and find princess or prince charming/fuckmate /girlfriend. . Unknown to them, the reality is that many of the anonymous people they are flirting with are people who they wouldn’t touch with a 50 inch dick in real life. Examples are @nairobilay @Ice_Cube @ Supu don @Purr_27 etc
    4.Crybabies
    These type really irk me, they seem not to have gotten enough attention as children and are seeking it elsewhere as adults. i need not explain further but give examples of @Ka-Buda @FieldMarshal CouchP etc
  3. Safi kama pamba
    This are people who relay no fault at all but reality is that many harbour a very dark side. Like pedophilia, necrophilia, serial killers and sycopaths who try to cloak their real nature with images of innocence… Eg when @Luther12 injects the nagging patient with bat urine instead of malaria treatment or @Gio wanking into the dough mixture plus adding abit of feaces onto the banana cake @Mrs4thletter is awaiting in glee… Pia @Meria Mata uko hapa
    6.@Religious zealots
    These are people obsessed by storybooks of giant and will catch feelings whenever you question their beliefs… @mayekeke, @Purr_27 @Shabba Ranks, @Acoustic etc fall under this category… These need to see me in my premises for some treatment
  4. Irritants
    Included in this list are meffi types whose comments border on juvenile delinquency. like @bingwascrotum,@Mzee mzima @Nefertities na hao wengine.
    8.Mharo /realists
    These will urinate in your mouth by telling you the truth. Zero fucks given. They dont conform to anyone’s principles or expectations. They are free souls… examples include @uncle nyam @Mathaais @Slartibartfast @Atheismo @etc… They are not here to make friends and never take this place seriously at all
    9.Show me your underwear
    These types will expose every minute details of their lives like someone gives a fuck about it. We basically know them, their families, cats and dogs. and have a mental image of them examples are @aviator @Gio, @Ka-Buda etc… You will find them posting crap like today i farted in the school bus, what does it mean? Hehe
  5. Birrionaires
    Homo @Web Dev @rollout @mayekeke @Okiya(kq this, kq that) fall here… They are relatively wealthy and are not afraid to floss. Though some could be flight stewards. born with a silver spoon, some are spoilt brats who turn to deviant behavior eg @homo @Web Dev.
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    So talkers, which category do you fall in?
    Comment and i will tell you where…
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10…birrionaire

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The moderators

Niko kwa hiyo category.

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First tell me this…is this another of the social experiment that have been conducted here in the past?

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  1. Tribal kingpins /born Rumuruti
    Eg. @Wakanyama @gashwin @Fala 12 @4makind etc hawa ni wengi. They exhibit neanderthal traits of primitivity although some are supposedly learned with the exception of @Wakanyama
  2. Pretentious lot
    @ol monk, who in reality is married and others fall here
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Mimi nahold title ya No 3

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Indeed. nothingness is another quality… Just laughing along to jokes and posting retarded comments like RIP… LOL… HAHA

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:D:D:D…Hujanishow poa.

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Hehe, life is a summation of experiences one has been through

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Jibu swali…

Yes you are right

Where do you put someone who doesnt care what people think? Niko hapo

In reality, you really need people’s approval praise and attention. Thats why you post every minute detail about yourself in real time

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safi Kama pamba

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You’ve tried but you missed out the category where akina Nostradumbass/Uncle Nyam/Atheismo/Lusifer etc fall…

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Hehehe maragoli pewa mbili kwa bill yangu hapo sankara

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This is not going to degenerate into a you said, I said: as mentioned above, life is a summation of experiences and those I will share, you couldn’t be more wrong though.

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Umesahau wezi @snapdragon@kawambui Malaya@nefmatako na wanusa tako pia watambulike

Villager, wazee wakiongea unaenda unakaa jikoni na wamama ukichoma mahindi na kukula mapera.

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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