The season where every weekend there’s a friend jumping the broom is here with us. Again. Luckily, or not so lucky, to those tying the knot, they are done with that chapter of their lives and now it’s onto the next one which comes with its own set of challenges and no mannual to refer to
Types of people getting hitched vary as much as the themes used in these weddings. What one never knows before the wedding is what type of a hubby your man will settle down or evolve to be.
Here are a few pointers to who you might be setting yourself up with for the remainder of your existence.
Bachelor Husband
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.
Acidic Husband
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.
Slave Driver Husband
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.
General Husband
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.
“Niko Tu” Husband
Very moody and stingy, doesn’t consider wife’s emotions, doesn’t make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humour.
Panadol Hubby
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife’s weaknesses and capitalizes on
that to get relief from wife.
Parasitic Hubby
Lazy and only loves his wife for her money. Uses wife’s money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
Over Babied Hubby.
Irresponsible and childish and can’t make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
“Mummy Huyu Ni Nani?” Husband
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them. This might get severe to the point where your toddler might just ask, mummy huyu ni nani?
Dream Husband
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.
