As they set sail into Lake Victoria, @Josto_Bwaku asserts dominance by staring deeply into the glowing eyes of @Straw_man . As their pupils conjoin, @Straw_man makes the fatal mistake of breaking eye-contact.
Upon sensing that his prey has been psychologically dominated, @Josto_Bwaku reaches for his Panasonic radio receiver, and grabs a cassette from his pockets. The cassette is entitled “Tonny Nyadundo Greatest Hits: Vol. 12”.
Just as the Dholuo melody commences to play, @Josto_Bwaku turns the volume knob to the highest setting. The rickety fishing boat begins to rattle violently as @Josto_Bwaku launches his foray into @Straw_man’s sphincter.
Suddenly, the tranquility of Lake Victoria is shamelessly interrupted by @Straw_man’s soft moans…
9 months later, @Kanguthi is born.
