Twende Rally Naivasha

[LongerTime]

@Alexo mwenyewe

Wewe…si sachagwan iko after nakuru na jamaa alitokea subukia ama???

My bad. Asante for the correction.

[Chiefguest]

@anon46421834

Tulienda funeral flani ya mutual friend.All drinking buddies wa LA wali attend.It was somewhere in subukia.After the funeral guys were meeting up in Naks before starting the journey to Nai as a convoy.Kuna kadem nilikua namendea for sometime.Time ya kurudi watu wakashuffle ma gari and she decided to ride with me.Ki jokes tu nikamshow si tuka dunde naks turudi nai kesho.She said yes.Nilimheshimu after anishow by the way sijamaliza kunyesha so kama uko na hopes za kutap usahau hio maneno.akadai yuko sawa if I don’t want to go with her to naks nimshow mapema aingie kwa gari ingine.
Kalikua kameiva bana so I told her sawa just after all intention yangu si kutap.By the time we were in Naks we were already high from zile ma whisky wasee wamekunywa kwa gari time ya funeral.Tulidunda kidogo and went to sleep.In the morning niliamka na morning Wood wazimu.Dem alinishow tu maini pia ni nyama na akaanza kunyonya njwang’a.Nikavaa kondiko nikakula mavitu missionary.Tuliacha bonge la patch nyekundu kwa white bedsheets banae.Mtaani kuna jamaa alikua anapewa mavitu na huyo dem.Walikua kinda tight na huyo dem.He was low key mad at me.Nilimshow we slept in Naks coz I don’t see well at night so driving in the dark could have been dangerous.

Jaluo unatomba periods? You are just true to your cursed lineage. The Bible is just getting revealed more and more through you.

[anon46421834]

@LongerTime

Hii ndio hua shida tu. Lakini ikioshwa instant zinarudi white as snow.

Hawa wanaume huudhi sana. Feelings na mwanamke si hata bibi wako

Ulifanya kazi mzuri kupatia mwanamke safe place to sleep before early morning travels elder. Hio barabara ya Sachagwan was never safe at night.

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[Kumbaffu]

@Chiefguest

Jaluo unatomba periods? You are just true to your cursed lineage. The Bible is just getting revealed more and more through you.

Period sex ni tamu sana kama umevaa cd.
Unapigwa na ka-joto kengine out of this world.

[Jimit]

@LongerTime

Contrary to popular belief there’s no problem with dipping a sausage in a little sauce.

Is that so? @Yuletapeli atakataa kata kata aseme nuksi ziko hapo balaa

[kizazaa_cha_mboro]

Rule number 1 lay your intentions very clearly.

[anon46421834]

@Kumbaffu

Period sex ni tamu sana kama umevaa cd.
Unapigwa na ka-joto kengine out of this world.

Fundisha hio baruya jeenga dereva ya lorry ya g4s security courier

[Jimit]

@LongerTime

Ulifanya kazi mzuri kupatia mwanamke safe place to sleep before early morning travels elder. Hio barabara ya Sachagwan was never safe at night.

Ata mimi hapo nakubali. Elder @Agwambo you are respected for deploying critical thinking skills. For other elders, ukijipata na dem wakati wowote ukipitia iyo route ya Nakuru tu Nai, it is always recommended that you sleep Nakuru juu iyo barabara sio poa. Na kama its still early bado insist on sleeping Nakuru

[Kodiaga]

@Kumbaffu

I attended last year’s WRC at Naivasha, and it was overrated.

your name says it all.

[LongerTime]

@Jimit

Ata mimi hapo nakubali. Elder @Agwambo you are respected for deploying critical thinking skills. For other elders, ukijipata na dem wakati wowote ukipitia iyo route ya Nakuru tu Nai, it is always recommended that you sleep Nakuru juu iyo barabara sio poa. Na kama its still early bado insist on sleeping Nakuru

Nakubaliana na wewe lakini Sachwagan iko side ingine.

[Yuletapeli]

@anon46421834

Tulienda funeral flani ya mutual friend.All drinking buddies wa LA wali attend.It was somewhere in subukia.After the funeral guys were meeting up in Naks before starting the journey to Nai as a convoy.Kuna kadem nilikua namendea for sometime.Time ya kurudi watu wakashuffle ma gari and she decided to ride with me.Ki jokes tu nikamshow si tuka dunde naks turudi nai kesho.She said yes.Nilimheshimu after anishow by the way sijamaliza kunyesha so kama uko na hopes za kutap usahau hio maneno.akadai yuko sawa if I don’t want to go with her to naks nimshow mapema aingie kwa gari ingine.
Kalikua kameiva bana so I told her sawa just after all intention yangu si kutap.By the time we were in Naks we were already high from zile ma whisky wasee wamekunywa kwa gari time ya funeral.Tulidunda kidogo and went to sleep.In the morning niliamka na morning Wood wazimu.Dem alinishow tu maini pia ni nyama na akaanza kunyonya njwang’a.Nikavaa kondiko nikakula mavitu missionary.Tuliacha bonge la patch nyekundu kwa white bedsheets banae.Mtaani kuna jamaa alikua anapewa mavitu na huyo dem.Walikua kinda tight na huyo dem.He was low key mad at me.Nilimshow we slept in Naks coz I don’t see well at night so driving in the dark could have been dangerous.

Hapa agwas ulicheza kitapeli

[anon46421834]

@Yuletapeli

Hapa agwas ulicheza kitapeli

Fortune favours the bold

[Dzunza]

@Kumbaffu

Naivasha inataka ukuje na kunguru umetoa Nairobi mwenye atukupatia mali kwa tent, hotel room ama kwa gari.

But ukienda huko solo ukisema utapata madem huko, utapata almost kila mtu amekuja na dem yake.

Wale madem wamekuja solo wengi watakula pesa yako bure na sex sio guarantee.

So if you’re alone in Naivasha, your best bet for sex is a lanye.

Naivasha inakuanga overrated

[Ngau]

@jmoy

One day a buddy took a kunguru to Diani on his business trip. The kunguru had not panuliad him in Nairobi only to find the kunguru inaperiods na ikamkazia in Diani. Next morning he calls me for advice and i asked him, ‘if she didn’t panulia you in Nairobi, what made you think she will do it in Diani?’. I told him book her the next bus to Nairobi and get 2 kungurus za coast. Kunguru ikakataa kabisa kurudi Nairobi alone. Buddy though got the 2 kungurus to his hotel room plus hii ya Nairobi - she throughout watched him getting it from this two. After kurudi Nairobi kunguru calls him apanuliwe. Alienda na mauchungu akakula vitu na kunguru ikapata block!!!

:D:D:D:D this kunguru deserved that, inakazia kuma and there are dozen and dozens willing to panua puddesh.

[Salman_Brown]

@anon46421834

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Enigma, haki madame kalikuwa UoN kakagraduate 2019 August? Naona nikama tumesalimiana, Elder

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Kumbaffu

Period sex ni tamu sana kama umevaa cd.
Unapigwa na ka-joto kengine out of this world.

:meffi::meffi::meffi:

[mikel]

@anon46421834

Tulienda funeral flani ya mutual friend.All drinking buddies wa LA wali attend.It was somewhere in subukia.After the funeral guys were meeting up in Naks before starting the journey to Nai as a convoy.Kuna kadem nilikua namendea for sometime.Time ya kurudi watu wakashuffle ma gari and she decided to ride with me.Ki jokes tu nikamshow si tuka dunde naks turudi nai kesho.She said yes.Nilimheshimu after anishow by the way sijamaliza kunyesha so kama uko na hopes za kutap usahau hio maneno.akadai yuko sawa if I don’t want to go with her to naks nimshow mapema aingie kwa gari ingine.
Kalikua kameiva bana so I told her sawa just after all intention yangu si kutap.By the time we were in Naks we were already high from zile ma whisky wasee wamekunywa kwa gari time ya funeral.Tulidunda kidogo and went to sleep.In the morning niliamka na morning Wood wazimu.Dem alinishow tu maini pia ni nyama na akaanza kunyonya njwang’a.Nikavaa kondiko nikakula mavitu missionary.Tuliacha bonge la patch nyekundu kwa white bedsheets banae.Mtaani kuna jamaa alikua anapewa mavitu na huyo dem.Walikua kinda tight na huyo dem.He was low key mad at me.Nilimshow we slept in Naks coz I don’t see well at night so driving in the dark could have been dangerous.

that’s the script…nikiwa kijana I used to do the same…we would make sure we leave western around 2pm alafu uendeshe gari Pole Pole ndio jioni iwapate nakuru…fieldwork pia zilikuanga hivo esp final day

[Pseudo]

@jmoy

This kunguru amenikazia puy Nairobi yet she has the audacity to tell me, ‘Twende Rally Naivasha’. Kama ujanipatia Nairobi, Naivasha ndio utanipanulia? Saa hio nikona lineup ya makunguru weekend mzima nairobi with sure puy guaranteed.

NGASEEEEER TAKATAKA

Last year nilispend 28k Naivasha. Hii ya Sato siezi enda mimi. Na hii uchumi utapata unaspend 40k. So usiende. Block yeye.