This kunguru amenikazia pussy Nairobi yet she has the audacity to tell me, ‘Twende Rally Naivasha’. Kama ujanipatia Nairobi, Naivasha ndio utanipanulia? Saa hio nikona lineup ya makunguru weekend mzima nairobi with sure pussy guaranteed.
NGASEEEEER TAKATAKA
ita yeye drinks leo. kamua kamua makamuzi ya hali ya juu.
Kesho kam kijiji kuitisha coordinates za embobut.
I really have no respect assignable to a human being, to anyone who follows and catches trends… dense mofos
Ambia yeye akupanulie leo usiku ama umpanulie space kati yako na yeye
I never move in multitude direction too - if they are heading North, I turn South!
EMBOBUT ni wapi?
A refugee camp for people avoiding parental and spousal responsibility.
Apana bembeleza kunguru
One day a buddy took a kunguru to Diani on his business trip. The kunguru had not panuliad him in Nairobi only to find the kunguru inaperiods na ikamkazia in Diani. Next morning he calls me for advice and i asked him, ‘if she didn’t panulia you in Nairobi, what made you think she will do it in Diani?’. I told him book her the next bus to Nairobi and get 2 kungurus za coast. Kunguru ikakataa kabisa kurudi Nairobi alone. Buddy though got the 2 kungurus to his hotel room plus hii ya Nairobi - she throughout watched him getting it from this two. After kurudi Nairobi kunguru calls him apanuliwe. Alienda na mauchungu akakula vitu na kunguru ikapata block!!!
your friend is chokosh = his lady is chokosh = you are chokosh
A wise man said we do not talk like that here.
Contrary to popular belief there’s no problem with dipping a sausage in a little sauce.
I attended last year’s WRC at Naivasha, and it was overrated.
Tulienda funeral flani ya mutual friend.All drinking buddies wa LA wali attend.It was somewhere in subukia.After the funeral guys were meeting up in Naks before starting the journey to Nai as a convoy.Kuna kadem nilikua namendea for sometime.Time ya kurudi watu wakashuffle ma gari and she decided to ride with me.Ki jokes tu nikamshow si tuka dunde naks turudi nai kesho.She said yes.Nilimheshimu after anishow by the way sijamaliza kunyesha so kama uko na hopes za kutap usahau hio maneno.akadai yuko sawa if I don’t want to go with her to naks nimshow mapema aingie kwa gari ingine.
Kalikua kameiva bana so I told her sawa just after all intention yangu si kutap.By the time we were in Naks we were already high from zile ma whisky wasee wamekunywa kwa gari time ya funeral.Tulidunda kidogo and went to sleep.In the morning niliamka na morning Wood wazimu.Dem alinishow tu maini pia ni nyama na akaanza kunyonya njwang’a.Nikavaa kondiko nikakula mavitu missionary.Tuliacha bonge la patch nyekundu kwa white bedsheets banae.Mtaani kuna jamaa alikua anapewa mavitu na huyo dem.Walikua kinda tight na huyo dem.He was low key mad at me.Nilimshow we slept in Naks coz I don’t see well at night so driving in the dark could have been dangerous.
Would you recommend for a sex tourist?
Hii ndio hua shida tu. Lakini ikioshwa instant zinarudi white as snow.
Hawa wanaume huudhi sana. Feelings na mwanamke si hata bibi wako
Ulifanya kazi mzuri kupatia mwanamke safe place to sleep before early morning travels elder. Hio barabara ya Sachagwan was never safe at night.
Anything out of town is recommended for a sex tourist. Weddings, funerals and everything in between.
Yes. Some better than others.
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Naivasha inataka ukuje na kunguru umetoa Nairobi mwenye atukupatia mali kwa tent, hotel room ama kwa gari.
But ukienda huko solo ukisema utapata madem huko, utapata almost kila mtu amekuja na dem yake.
Wale madem wamekuja solo wengi watakula pesa yako bure na sex sio guarantee.
So if you’re alone in Naivasha, your best bet for sex is a lanye.
Wewe…si sachagwan iko after nakuru na jamaa alitokea subukia ama???