TUUMIZE MIFUKO.....VALENTINES DAY IS HERE WITH US

[wonderful_wonder]

Cologne ya 16k…wacha ni-stick na victoria secret … [ATTACH=full]80056[/ATTACH]

[system]

Cheza league yako kizee, u ain’t the standard of what is cheap or expensive.

[captain_obvious]

Wonderfool Wonder, si hii ni cologne ya wanaume? Unabuyia bwanako ama?
Na ukisema “wacha ni stick na victoria secret” unamaanisha? Wewe ndio hutumia hio ‘victoria’ secret? Meaning you’re the woman? No wonder una umama hivi.
There are so many things that don’t add up here.

[wonderful_wonder]

@captain obvious

Wonderfool Wonder, si hii ni cologne ya wanaume? Unabuyia bwanako ama?
Na ukisema “wacha ni stick na victoria secret” unamaanisha? Wewe ndio hutumia hio ‘victoria’ secret? Meaning you’re the woman? No wonder una umama hivi.
There are so many things that don’t add up here.

ngombe hii unafikiria victoris secret ni za wamama coz victoria is a woman??? ng’ombe moooo

[hakimoto]

stay on your touchline…

[captain_obvious]

@wonderful wonder

ngombe hii unafikiria victoris secret ni za wamama coz victoria is a woman??? ng’ombe moooo

Jeez kuwa mpole, I didn’t mean to antagonize your ovaries. While Victoria’s Secret sells fashion items geared towards men, the vaaaast majority of their sales come from women. Most of their products are pink. Even their perfume products on Jumia are for women.

[Touchlyrics]

Mwanaume ni Jasho!

[Riddim]

Valentine hii asubuhi yoooote, ai we, mbwoss:eek::eek:

[gashwin]

Whatever happened to the good old shower with a bar soap, some petroleum jelly ([SIZE=1]or arimis[/SIZE]) on the feet and your are good to go?

[wonderful_wonder]

@captain obvious

Jeez kuwa mpole, I didn’t mean to antagonize your ovaries. While Victoria’s Secret sells fashion items geared towards men, the vaaaast majority of their sales come from women. Most of their products are pink. Even their perfume products on Jumia are for women.

am sure you don’t know that victoria secret makes some of the best inner wears for men:D:D…wewe umezoea zile za ABCD…

[The_Virus]

Just buy your girl a pizza, a bottle of cream liqueur, some chocolate and a stupid present e.g lingerie, ladies watch etc
[ol]
[li]Pizza = 500[/li][li]Cream liquer = 1,800[/li][li]Chocolate = 250[/li][li]Ladies watch = 600[/li][li]Airtime/Bundles = 500[/li][li]Total damage = 3,650/= [/li][/ol]

[captain_obvious]

@wonderful wonder

am sure you don’t know that victoria secret makes some of the best inner wears for men:D:D…wewe umezoea zile za ABCD…

You’re right, I don’t know. I don’t care how good their underwear is, the first thing that comes to my mind when I hear or read about that brand is pink girly stuff.
But it’s a free country, so to each his own.

[Swansea]

@wonderful wonder

am sure you don’t know that victoria secret makes some of the best inner wears for men:D:D…wewe umezoea zile za ABCD…

Victoria Secret DOES NOT make any (under)garments/clothes for men. The only thing they sell for men is the cologne Very Sexy for Him. You must be a cross dresser. No wonder una umama an upuss mingi. :eek:o_O:confused:

[wonderful_wonder]

@The_Virus

Just buy your girl a pizza, a bottle of cream liqueur, some chocolate and a stupid present e.g lingerie, ladies watch etc
[ol]
[li]Pizza = 500[/li][li]Cream liquer = 1,800[/li][li]Chocolate = 250[/li][li]Ladies watch = 600[/li][li]Airtime/Bundles = 500[/li][li]Total damage = 3,650/= [/li][/ol]

Am not a maicer but wonder how our ladies think… Hata kama you usually treat her every Saturday, buy flowers for her daily… Chocolate ice kwa fridge… Buy her a few red dresses…halafu uwe hauna pesa on Valentine’s Atasahau all the good things you did to her…and remember that single day for the rest of their lives

[wonderful_wonder]

At those facts or another lie from the street??

[john_doe]

Regional manager umeamka kupost story Za valentines, ungekuwa boss wangu nikupate ukipost hii upuss ningekuchapa slap mbili moto na RKO and resign on the spot

[wonderful_wonder]

@john_doe

Regional manager umeamka kupost story Za valentines, ungekuwa boss wangu nikupate ukipost hii upuss ningekuchapa slap mbili moto na RKO and resign on the spot

You would resign using your mouth nikiwa nimekuvunja makhono…

[Touchlyrics]

@The_Virus

[ol]
[li]Total damage = 3,650/= [/li][/ol]

Hapa unatafuta tu game mbili za odds za 2.2 ikuwe 8k, unachafua meza!

[The_Virus]

@Touchlyrics

Hapa unatafuta tu game mbili za odds za 2.2 ikuwe 8k, unachafua meza!

:D:D:D

[Big_G]

@The_Virus

Just buy your girl a pizza, a bottle of cream liqueur, some chocolate and a stupid present e.g lingerie, ladies watch etc
[ol]
[li]Pizza = 500[/li][li]Cream liquer = 1,800[/li][li]Chocolate = 250[/li][li]Ladies watch = 600[/li][li]Airtime/Bundles = 500[/li][li]Total damage = 3,650/= [/li][/ol]

On a single woman?