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system
December 4, 2016, 6:04pm
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Chloe:
My day today has been boring then this b!tch decides to get on my way, lucky @Jirani taught me how to cool my temper and stop acting like another b!tch.
See, I decided to walk into this supermarket and collect some few items for tomorrows breakfast. As I await on the till to be served, this b!tch walks in and places her two fwerkin items beside mine, some cheese and another item that I can’t recollect. She pushes her items to look like they are together with mine but quickly sense some foul play and a separate mine pushing them further to the cashier. The b!tch pushes hers too and the cashier mistakenly till the cheese together with my items but I quickly push it back. All this time the b!tch pretends to be on phone but realises that I am not that naive to toy with and she quickly says “ooh! pole amechapa hii yangu kwa bill yako”. I just gave her weird b!tch look as I awaited for the cashier to correct the bill. Well, the cashier can’t correct the bill without summoning the supervisor or whatever the hell is post is.
My question is: did this b!tch want her items to be billed together with mine? Or what was her motive?
Yada yada yada yada…
So this is the new ‘trick’ in town?
Daktari vile muko strike kesho kuja nikununulie gibleys
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Kwani kwft muko kwa mgomo pia?
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Just a way of jumping the queue by making it look like you were together. Pesa anakupatia after the billing. Not that I support it. Why should someone ambush you kwa till?
uwesmake:
semeji usiniletee kelele
Si ulisema mahari huleti ati twende tukikaukanga?
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Trowel is kijiko, but there’s also that kambao known as a ngurumara!!
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uwesmake:
gibleys
Hiyo gibleys inakaa illicit mpaka daktari amekataa.
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@uwesmake hii jinga àpa juu inakuanga imekutii, ata ukiitusi inakunja mkia, pia wewe ulimkulia bibi?
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system
December 4, 2016, 7:30pm
34
Supermarket line iko na wanawake huwa situmii hata na dawa.
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@Wakanyama ni bibi ya @uwesmake lazima akunje mkia
Chloe:
My day today has been boring then this b!tch decides to get on my way, lucky @Jirani taught me how to cool my temper and stop acting like another b!tch.
See, I decided to walk into this supermarket and collect some few items for tomorrows breakfast. As I await on the till to be served, this b!tch walks in and places her two fwerkin items beside mine, some cheese and another item that I can’t recollect. She pushes her items to look like they are together with mine but quickly sense some foul play and a separate mine pushing them further to the cashier. The b!tch pushes hers too and the cashier mistakenly till the cheese together with my items but I quickly push it back. All this time the b!tch pretends to be on phone but realises that I am not that naive to toy with and she quickly says “ooh! pole amechapa hii yangu kwa bill yako”. I just gave her weird b!tch look as I awaited for the cashier to correct the bill. Well, the cashier can’t correct the bill without summoning the supervisor or whatever the hell is post is.
My question is: did this b!tch want her items to be billed together with mine? Or what was her motive?
Yada yada yada yada…
Sasa angekuibia aje. I think the bitch was hitting on you. You should have just asked her whether she uses dildo or strap on.
system
December 4, 2016, 8:01pm
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Hehehe…mimi ni team chai. Na thambutha.
system
December 4, 2016, 8:03pm
40
They take so long to get their purse from those weird huge handbags. Once they do another lifetime counting the money. Wakitoa doo haitoshi juu wako na vitu mob…
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Wengine mko kwa line halafu she gets out juu she forgot something. Kuna mwingine Nakumatt Moi av aliwahi nilipia shopping yangu juu she left the line juu ya kusahau kitu
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