Turning your apartment into guest room

Wadau niaje.

Me huamka job mapema kuenda job. Hao inakaa idle.

I was thinking niifanye guest house like the ones @mzeemashavu goes to using mommys money during the day.

Itakua complete with wifi. Affordable price 1000 bob. Towels, hot shower, soap , tissue.

There is nothing they can steal, sina tv :tv: :thinking: yet just the :radio: radio na earphones.

Angalau i boost my earnings from 25k to 35k hapo. Elders waache kunichangia nikue independent. Sio kama @mzeemashavu who still suckles from his mothers tits

Location is serene hapa chokaa kangundo road. I can have like 2 girls on rotation kila month. Ndio clients wasiboeke…

Trm gate H. Kuna some uber guy who does the same. Na jamaa ako na bitches mali safi. And when the guy comes home from work bitches clean ur house and cook , laundry everything

Coz job niko handicapped like a slave. Cant move up. Na hatujalipwa bado. Naskia hadi next week monday

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Why do people attack @mzeemashavu too much?

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Na watu wakiuwania ndani, utaambia landlord nini?

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Acha pupa za pesa your man cave is somewhere sacred kukubali wasee watombane.

Utapata cum stains na hawa wasee ya fetish wakuachia shit stains urine ama faeces not to mention foul smell.

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so in short unataka kuwa pimp

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Leta number ya uber guy

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Hujui vile niko in an economic meltdown.

Naishi kama chura.

I have to explore my options.

But its better than @mzeemashavu who was either raised by a single mum. Ama mzee ni deadbeat tupu.

Imagine kupikiwa chai na ngwashe asubuhi kama kihii

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It’s a good idea but better still why don’t you just run a brothel as a side hustle. Like you rent another 1 bedroom somewhere ulipe rent ya 12k weka yellow yellow kama 5 na umwambie kila mmoja anakulipa daily 1500 hiyo ni 7500 income per day na wajisort vitu zingine zao. Wewe tu ni rent unalipa. You will be earning over 210k per month bila stress na rungu yako inaoshwa daily free of charge.

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hapa utaoshwa banae. dealing with kungurus needs you to be tough. kungurus can enter into unnecessary fights and start shit you wont be able to cool down.

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I agree with everything apart from daily balls alignment.

Hiyo anafanya once kama interview.

Kisha unampa retainer. Ya mbig bucks kama 2500. Plus accommodation

Apa nanusa hekaya. Elder ulifanyiwa nini?

Ths stories I have heard of AirBnB hosts…including guests who panguza their kunyis with the white towels unapata ziko green zote, hiyo mafikira wacha tu.

How will you deal with the dustbin full of condoms and tissue on a daily basis? Na watu wenye wamakulana raw wamemwaga Kwa sheets na mattress…pthoo

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Nice! Idea sio mbaya but ndovu ulidai the other day wife yako alipata mtoi, kwani ulimchuja kejani?

Hapa umeharibu ndovu akili banae, 210k.

Kuna pimp Moja rafiki yangu ako na massage cum brothel south b alinionyesha bank statement yake karibu nikufe. She is netting kitu 25k daily after paying rent, girls, water, CDs, oils, police, soap and food. Aliniambia wasichana wanapewa target ya 5 guys per day na wanalipwa 40% of what the client pays. Akinegotiate service ingine na client kwa cube ni pesa yake. This motivates the girls to bring in more clients hence a win win situation for her.

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@ndovu akifungua hii biz atakula stock…juu ya variety

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Stock haitaisha sio sabun

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She is still recovering

Asante

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Itabidi uheshimu hio keja kaka kiroho safi. Already ikona wenyewe

Siishi na bibi…

My wife has her own place. Cant stand her yapping.

But ni bibi msuri. Nashukuru

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