turning 35

Sex & Relationships
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Today I turn 35. Unmarried. No kids. Everytime I approach a girl she looks at my eye and turns her nose up. I’ve never had sex with a live human female. I once tried banging a prostitute but I spotted some money on the floor and stuffed them inside my socks and immediately left. I abandoned the mission for 300/ shillings.

What I’ve learned so far in life is:

  1. Usiwahi nyonya boro ya mwanaume mwenzako.

  2. Never stick your finger in a smelly mattercore

  3. Don’t get into the habit of inserting money kwa socks.

  4. Don’t kiss smelly prostitutes

  5. Don’t fuck wild animals.

Good day fellow villagers

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@SledgeHammer aka @Tauren we are tired of your issues…cancel our subscription…Meffi wewe.

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Malisaa hiyo attention seeking cunt

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mimi si sledgehammer

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At least you are doing better than @cheekbusta who is 45 year old bottom homosexual prostitute

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Wewe na @uwesmake ni ushoga pekee ndo mnajua.

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Gaaaaay

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Dude you have issues from here to Lagos. I thought you were in your early twenties trying to figure shit out kumbe wewe ni ghaseer ya 35 years. Get your shit together man. Damn!

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So, nini ilihappen wakati ulinyonya mboro ya mwanaume mwenzake?

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Ignore button pap… Shyenz kabisa.

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:meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi:

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If this guy could get a woman there is hope for all men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iBROcohmxk

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Another day, another thread of this negroe bitching about his problems. Ningekuwa beshte yako ningekuwa nimeshakuvunja vibaya sana by now. I can’t stand this daily whining.

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:D:D:D:D

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No woman has a fetish for a broke and ugly ni99a.

Still no hope for me.

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:smiley: Mkubwa, unasema huyo mrembo ako na fetish for disabled men?

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Sio kila mtu amezaliwa na the right genes au environment ku-suceed, just do what you can to feel like less of a loser, day by day, godspeed

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@administrator pea huyu mujamaa title ya village troll

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Laureen how comes you are older than me?