Tumande...

Nikienda sky motel sio ati nilikuwa naenda kemeet client kama vile nilikuwa nimeambia machado. Nilikuwa nimeenda uko sababu ya curiosity.
Najua u also know it also killed the cat na ndio nikiwa harakati ya kusafisha macho,nkaona yello yello ambaye nilidhani alikuwa amepotea njia. I beckoned her and to my amazement akarush kama mjunior aliyeitwa na headmaster. Before niseme kusudi la wito nilistaajabu kuwa jibu alikuwa nayo. Mazee ka biashara peasants mnafanyaga hivo hakuna sufferer angekuwa hustle kona. ‘Shoti ni merií alafu urihe room’. This is Greek to inform me that the cost of kukwamua mgongo njoti moja would cost me 200/-.
I did some simple calculations and after some consultations I realized that taste of her coomer would only cost me 300/- for 5minutes. You know the first one do not take long msinilaumu fellow villagers. This moment I had promised myself that I would withhold and see whether I would make her call me baba tam.
I hurriedly paid 100/- at the lodging receptionist.‘short time?’ she asked as I nodded back and she handled me 1 condom. Mwende led me to a particular room which I thought she was very familiar with. She went straight on the bed,removed her pantie then folded her dress.
‘vaa condom.’ she instructed me but I just watched her ugly and dark birth canal. Was this not the yello yello kienyeji I had beckoned? I just stood there amazed.
She had a coomer that resembled a zebra. Black and white only.
Those were tumandes on her futhys I came to learn later after I ran out and left Mwende wildly spread her legs ati niingize. I have never been to sky again…

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Gîtii kîahûrirwo mbomu huuyo ciothe ikîambûka nginya tûmande twarîho tûkîaga gîikaro

Hakuna kitu unaeza come up with bila kupaste?

Chunga kunipaka unga ya mashoko ma firingi…!!

Wanyama kama mites amba huinvade futhy. Cause sijui ni uchafu ama huokotwa kwa dirty lodgings

@Kihii Kiaganu anza na huyu akufunze kukua creative.Meffi wewe!!

These are lyrics to a song by wakagîmbî

weka iyo link ya ngoma hapa

sijui kama yaweza patikana kwa net. I bought audio tape of that musician in nakuru way back in 2000

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php? …

SMH…:smiley: some of the things I read in this place leave me deeply troubled at what the…

Phthirus pubis, aka pubic lice.

Mi niko na swali wasee hunyoji aje just like that wakienda kukamua viruka njia.eti vaa condom?:eek:
This one i have never understood.

No man should live without visiting a brothel or laying a lanye once in a while kukuza economy. And btw most relationships have 99% of the elements of prostitution.