Kwanza wakikuyu hudinywa na hawa w africans kama mbwa. They’re al extremely stupid and fall for the same template every time. I sometimes pretend to be a w African on social media they fall for it everytime
Hehehee pale La kuna mjaka fulani hutapeli madem na fake accent ya kinaija.One day tulikua local flani.Akatokea na dem flani pengting mkale alikua amemkufia just coz ya accent.Phone yake iliring akatoka nje.Nilitoka nje pia at the same time coincidentally nikampata akikoroga kijaka kama amejam.On my way back akaniskuma kando almost violently akinishow "omera bedmoss, don’t tell anyone what you heard,imadho bia adi?..translation ‘bro tulia,usishow mtu umeskia nikiongea kijaka,unadai bia ngapi?’.
Bad anaendelea kunyorosha madem wa Kenya sana sana Wakale na Wasapere.There is something about Naija accent that drives these women mad.
Banae!!! When Nerkwo was Nerkwo kuna mjaluo alikula madem wa South B kama kumaliza using the oga accent ruse. Kuna siku nimejipata huko sato afte nikampata na madem watatu. He was trolling them with his oga accent akiwambia vile ashawahi beba Kshs. 20m in dollar bills taped to his body through JKIA to Nigeria. Madem wangeambiwa watoe suruali walale juu ya meza hawangepinga. They were literally hanging on every word he said.
Halafu pia kuna wajaluo wamebleach huimba in many of the Congolese bands around Nairobi. Sii wamerarua madem hii Nairobi. Unakutana na Omondi amevaa a shiny suit na madigaga usiku huko Egesa trolling married women with his acquired lingala. Sijui wanawake wanakunywanga maji gani inawafanya wakue wajinga hivyo.
hio accent ilinishinda