FOOTBALL VS SEX ! !
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- Going to your boyfriend or Girlfriend without
being invited = Offside.
. - Dating a girl today and having sex on the
sameday = Free kick.
. - Condom = Defender.
. - Abortion = Red card.
. - Condom breaks = Penalty.
. - A girl with a lot of energy = Captain.
. - Having sex without condom = Own goal.
. - Taking a lot of time without coming back = man of the match.
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9sexing three girls in one day = Hat-trick.
. - Having sex with your Ex = Friendly match.
. - Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal.
. - After two rounds and you request for more = Extra time.
. - Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play.
. - Biting your girlfriend’s nipples = Suarez.
. - Two legs on the shoulder = Throw in.
. - Asking her ''how do you want it?" = Taking
instructions from the touchline.
. - A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant =Defensive error.
. - A girl getting pregnant = Gooooal.
. - Having sex with your girlfriend and your mum
opens the door = Injury.
. - A guy who pregnanted the lady = Active striker.
. - A girl telling you to stop = Yellow card.
. - You and your girlfriend break up in your love
relationship = Game over.
. - If you are beautiful [SIZE=3](uso wako unavutia)[/SIZE]= Sure bet
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