Tuesday story

A HUNGRY HUNTER.

Once upon a time, there once was a man who had nothing for his family to eat. He had an old shotgun and three shells. So, he decided that he would go out and kill something for dinner.

As he went down the road, he saw a rabbit and he shot at the rabbit and missed it.

Then he saw a squirrel and fired a shot at the squirrel and missed it.

As he went further, he saw a wild turkey in the tree and he had only one bullet, but a voice came to him and said “pray first, aim high and stay focused.”

However, at the same time, he saw a deer which was a better kill. He brought the gun down and aimed at the deer.

But, then he saw a rattle snake between his legs about to bite him, so he naturally brought the gun down further to shoot the rattle snake.

Still, the voice said again to him, "I said ‘pray, aim high and stay focused.’ "

So, the man decided to listen to the voice. He prayed, then aimed the gun high up in the tree and shot the wild turkey.

The bullet bounced off the turkey and killed the deer. The handle fell off the gun and hit the snake in the head and killed it. And, when the gun had gone off, it knocked him into a pond.

When he stood to look around, he had fish in all his pockets, a dead deer and a turkey to eat. The snake was dead simply because the man listened to God.

LESSON

Let us never forget to pray. God lives. He is near. He is real. He is not only aware of us but cares for us. He is our Father. He is accessible to all who will seek Him. In the silence of the heart God speaks. If you face God in prayer and silence, God will speak to you. Then you will know that you are nothing. It is only when you realize your nothingness, your emptiness, that God can fill you with Himself. Souls of prayer are souls of great silence.

The problem with us is that we tend to use prayer as a last resort, but God wants it to be our first line of defense. We pray when there’s nothing else we can do, but God wants us to pray before we do anything at all. Most of us would prefer, however, to spend our time doing something that will get immediate results. We don’t want to wait for God to resolve matters in His good time because His idea of ‘good time’ is seldom in sync with ours.

Pray first before you do anything, aim and shoot high in your goals, and stay focused on God.

HAVE I MINISTERED TO SOMEBODY???

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upuss

not to me…why did he give me a brain that would have defied the counsel?

[SIZE=1]in future quote the source because we have no rattlesnakes in afirika[/SIZE]

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I want to eat wild turkey, my shells are a fuckton.

Kwani hio turkey ilikua metallic to bounce off the bullet?

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@Liberty please recite this short prayer- “God give me a more creative mind to conjure better stories to pass your message. Amen”…hope that works…

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CHUKUENI MESSAGE MUWACHE KUSUMBUA MENDE YA YELLOW

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@Atheismo you like this?!

you can preach to dolts.
who beleive that labour pain in humans was asca result of eating a forbidden fruit.
what about the other mammals?

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you can preach to dolts.
who beleive that labour pain in humans was asca result of eating a forbidden fruit.
what about the other mammals?

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repeated

Amen bruh…:smiley:

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Old shotguns sell for a premium to collectors.
He should’ve just posted it on ebay.
And turkeys on trees is a no-no…:D:D

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D maybe quails and pheasanta…

When he stood to look around, he had fish in all his pockets, [ATTACH=full]33104[/ATTACH]

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Amen Preacher. Preach!!!