So after my drama on Wednesday finding that I had been played for a fool and the Pope holiday, I picked up my cake on Thu na nikaiweka kwanza, scrolled my phone trying to find mtu wa kuikula naye and lo and behold there was this lass that we had been flirting on and off with so nikamuinvite over, nilimwambia nilifunga deal nataka tucelebrate asishuku mbona nampigia haraka hivyo. She shows up, movie+cake+wine= amazing sex later @Phenomenal Woman can concur, the romping ilikuwa na hasira ya kuplaiya and she just thought ni nguvu ya kufunga deal. Friday morning I get a text from yule mtu saying "oh is there anything wrong, you forgot my bday…takataka mingi etc, many calls later that I didnt pick nor reply any messages. On Saturday I go out with my buddies for cycling, kurudi jioni neighbour ananiambia ati huyo dame alikuwa kwangu (remember I had changed the padlock cause she had a key) but akaishia baadaye.
On Sunday, she finds me in church (we usually go to different churches) after service akaniuliza nini mbaya, shes so sorry for everything she has done, so in a very calm manner told her me and her we are done and want nothing to do with her, had found out what she had been doing behind my back and I
m cool with all now. Nikamwacha amesimama hapo and left, blocked out her everything only now my buddies are showing me her posts on FB ati you cannot pour out from an empty cup and that sort of crap …and pinkhandles, hii ni takataka gani mnaambianga wanaume ati you are emotionally unavailable, you dont talk to me ooooh that
s why I went to another nigga rubbish?
Tell her to go to hell
uko sure umemove on?
Wish you the best in your future endeavors
mdogomdogo niko sawa
ni mimi tu nafloat kwa hii hekaya! ??
That’s a nice move. Ungeweka hata picha ya cake.
@Gio, hope you understand Greek, muthi** ungi damuthuire,. You will eventually find yourself ramnyaring those things. It always happens, I don’t know why. Right now you are furious because you have been played. But nikuulize, maku imeng’olewa ama bado iko? Kama bado iko accept and move on, wacha uchoyo.
Check his previous hekaya. Hii ni continuation tu.
Move forward and dont turn back!!
Way to go bro!
complete Rubbish I tell you.
But well played man; well fuckin played!
Just make sure you do not jump into another relationship with this new squeeze that fast, travel with the boys to different towns, enjoy life, laugh, plan your own shit without any impromptu demands to drive to her ocha and stuff. You can now think straight with minimal distractions
maku ndio nini?
planning that man, sina haraka ya relationship yoyote hata just good times
:(
well played man…well played…
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inaweza ng’oka? pengine izibwe…
this reminds me of another hekaya in a mixed high school. sasa siku moja stima zikapotea usiku na badala ya kwenda kulala wanafunzi wakakaa kwa darasa kuulizana maswali. ilikuwa zile enzi siku njema ilikuwa set book. sa jamaa mmoja akauliza " mbona kongowea alikataa kuma alipopewa na kina zawadi na amina?" dame moja innocently akauliza na ka-soprano “nauliza kuma ni nini?” jamaa akamjibu “ebu rudia” dame kwa nguvu na ka-soprano kake " naulizaaa kuma ni nini??"
ile kulipuka hio class walilipuka na kicheko walipewa punishment for one whole week