True short story: Hi sms

So there is this chic ameninyima kuma for a few days…mimi huyo nimeguza omushashi niko high zimeshika kushika weh,
hadi kwa contacts…sijui nilistumbe aje upon this kachile i had been chasing lakini kalikuwa kachurch girls kamejiweka,the one unaweza pea mimba ufuge. lakini alikuwa amenikalia impermeable kama kipara ya @introvert.i actually dont know how courageous i was nikaslide kama Saitan
Me: sasa mrembo
Her: Poa sana hot guy
Me:Leo umechangamka si nikujie kuma’
He: Kujia kama umeskia ni ya kila mtu.Saitan!!
Me:
…shiet,nilirusha simu chini ya pillow nikajifunika kama mchawi
hadi when i woke up next morning kuanza kufikira comeback.

Mshikanyau hii fiction yooote bado utablame “omushashi” :D:D

[SIZE=1]But I have a feeling hii umeiba mahali…wacha tungoje ktalk CSI wanakuom[/SIZE]

[ATTACH=full]181631[/ATTACH]Leo echangamka si nikujie kuma’:D:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvdgrLQEjmQ

Omushashi:D:D

:D:D:Dif only I knew. Now my go to pick up line itakuwa “You seem to be energetic today si unipee kuma”

nikujie Kuna. cutting the chase

Mkubwa it’s ‘cutting TO the chase’.

Cut to the chase - Wikipedia

Unajinyima kuma yaani na imejipa

Mwambie ulikuwa possessed ni maombi yake tu itakunusuru.