The hilarious things our leaders say… TRUE OR FALSE?
1.No money was stolen…The opposition is just peeved by our excellent development scorecard record and wastes no opportunity to paint the government kettle black.
2.We won the elections fair square…they must wait until campaigns are announced!hehehe
3.The auditor general did not get all the receipts.And that is why it shows ( Billions) money appears lost…We are working round the clock to ensure the auditor is furnished with receipts.
4.Henceforth no donkeys and pro box will be allowed to operate without proper authority.I have ordered an immediate crackdown…
5.I blame the impeachment motion,traffic jam, lack of medicines, go slows,clogged drains, burst sewers , rising crime on the cartels.This cartel business is corruption fighting back, but we shall meet the perpetrators head on!
6.I am only the PS(or CS) and do not deal deal directly with appointments, transfers and cash.There appears to be concerted effort by unnamed and faceless cartels to splatter my spotless in public service .When the housemaid steals, do you jail the homeowner?..I have asked my lawyers to institute immediate libel proceedings.I WILL NOT RESIGN
AND FINARRRRRRY…
7.We are in earnest talks with the union leaders and the SRC. We urge the workers to get back to work immediately because the strike is illegal