Truck Driver- Matusi needed

General
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@Meria Mata

I need some help and advice from you urgently. There is this Truck Driver who resides kwenye niko. No names mentioned. Forget all else but this morning he annoyed me very much.

So we agreed last night that he would pass by my digs akimaliza shift ya asubuhi before he heads up North. We spoke kendu 9 am today as I was hurriedly getting out of bed to cook…woooi dude did not come up because I was not picking up the phone! My nephews were using my phone as they had been banned by sony??. Don’t mind that…as it was sorted! and Dude called me a million times after that. Was engaged.

The question I have for you is I have IRUMI NYINGE that I tried but he is trying hard to explain himself …

Irumis starting with:

Thegere ino
Ngware ino
Ngiria eno
Mbata Mushinga eno
Ndigiri eno
Funda eno…

Tell me what I can call him.

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Yes but re-write in proper swahili or English, ama your English teacher died?

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Damn @Ka-Buda missed a free meal.

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muite mucunu uyu

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Muiree athiee akiumaga

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Muite mutikai na kiihu na thenge na mutingoe na kibithe kia ng’ondu.

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Muite yeye ni midget kama @Panyaste

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noogle siku hizi iko retire?

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na huyu[ATTACH=full]188964[/ATTACH]

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Hio nini? How does one view ten secs of noise?

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Ita yeye mucakwe

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If wrapped with comdon it can be a good dildo

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Enyewe umejaribu vitu mingi hii maisha. Pewa okombe ya jug Daniels.

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Silly

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Muite Macoko maya

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Mûîte ndûrûme ya heke îmwe!

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Crap

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:smiley:

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Mkisii ulikuwa ubomoe closet finally

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You mean ta kathuri karia getagwo @Mundu Mulosi