transporter refueled crap

My verdict, first of all STATHAM is Transporter and Transporter is Statham , ni kama 24 Bila Jack Bauer STALE. Haya the good parts were very limited , the Audi racing parts were serious statham style but thats like 30% of the movie , the fighting parts werent all that good especially with the new guy pale amepiga 4 huge guys kwa store. Next thing those women know zilch english i dont know walikuwa wana lipsynch ama nini . the movie was too eastern europe and cosmetic. Yuri hata hakupigana na vile i was expecting afungue mkono fiam. Check out the fight scenes from the last transporter kuna mahali Statham amekutana na giant wakapigana mkono ingine niliona mwisho Banshee . infact when it reached the yacht scene i slept for around ten minutes ndio nikaendelea na hiyo movie. Hata ile accent ya uncle statham haikuwa bana. A powerful brand like transporter should not have a cast of all new UNKNOWN actors . The next one wajaribu they throw in stars we know e.g Samuel l Jackson , wesley snipes , Statham a must main actor then they put it in an american scene we are tired of eastern europe and france .

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the moment walitoa Statham nilijua ni upuss. not yet watched it lakini after this thread sioni nikijisumbua

chief usiwaste time yako ni upus ya eastern europe , parts za AUDI NI SAWA but hizo zingine ni malaya wa ukrain wakishrub english tu.

Ni kama upus ya fantastic 4… Halafu kuna manyangau waliwaste doo imax

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There is no way uwesmake ameandika hiyo yote. A sober review? Uwesmake’s account has been hacked!

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:D:D:D:D:D @nairobilay lots of people dropping their guard as time goes by … me too

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Kwani ni wewe peke yako unaweza review films?

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Hmmmmm, what do you mean,
oh, ok, i see,
but not me hopefully

:smiley:

you call that a review? nimeskia ni kama story ya base ya mogoka…

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Enyewe iyo bila statham ni waste eye hours

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Good review, will watch one of these days when insomnia kicks in as a laxative- ya usingizi, oh the word I was looking for is sedative

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Gay

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@statham unaitwa hapa rudi…whither art thou?

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when have you ever seen uwes write something that long and that coherent without mention of arsenal, gilbeys or a momo?

Luckily the moment I learned Statham is absent from the movie, I decided I will not watch it.

Have had this copy for ages, still haven’t got the nudge to watch it. Meanwhile - this is what I’ll be watching tonight

Lots of times… You are the one focusing on his other sides

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I liked the rodeo album

I liked Antidote. Like a lot!