Unaonge ni kama we ni moja wao na bra unatoa via sublimation, sembuse parachuti
coomer mpya unachap shot sita from saa moja jioni to kesho yake saa nne lazima kukuwe na mahalftime ma extra time , P.E , preps , lunchtime , breakfast time na dinner in between the shots kuma mpya past the third shot ni dryfry . quma umezoea kama ya bibi ama ngaofiend ni shot tatu maximum dryfry all the way .
signed
Dryfry chaiman .
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Hizo statistics zimenishtua…hope they are just an exaggeration in order to attract donor funding…
Very soon to be RIP Dead Chairman.
wewe baiskeli itakugonga ukufe
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This threshold was agreed upn by all members after consultation and deliberation ( @Mzee mzima was not part of that) a referendum was held and 100% of the members agreed to this threshold standard including @FieldMarshal CouchP with his pacemaker. We therefore cannot agree to the amendment of this hata uje na teargas Monday hatubanduki. Thw minimum for a shot was agreed at 30 mins which was considered as the one minute performance equivalent of this mighty village. Please also not that morning glory is not part of the 7 minimum threshold. Thank you and happy gnickuf
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:D:D:D
ama wacha tu
upussy no one does more than 10 mins based on the Malaya’s I have kamuad no one does more than 5mins since they complain after 3mins ati “umekaa sana utaongeza pesa?” .
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It’s good umesema poko. Poko atakuharakisha umalize juu anataka pesa. Get a girl friend ama fwb and have some great sex. Sex ya malaya ni kama kuendesha nduthi
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Pokos have be f**k by 12,345 people most using condom which reduces utamu so they know what an average shots duration. According to this thread minimum is 10m and max is 2hrs so average to you is 35mins. That is impossible unless it involves a lot of withdrawal, rest position change etc or he has a Japanese d*ck so he can’t feel that ball melting warmth, tightness and niceness !!! ooohhhhhhh …yes… yes huh!
Hoes are for quickies. Sijui nini unajaribu kujustify hapa. Do u make love to hoes? kitu u can’t even kiss knowing how many niggas may have been there that same day.
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waraaam saying is hata kama ni dem wangu I do foreplay 6-10mins coitus 6-10. NO COMPLAINTS YET
Well, seems she’s getting the D elsewhere so she can keep up with your underperforming self.
Foreplay 6mins or even 10 and sex tena 10 mins… Huyu dem huwa hacum at all na ako frustrated mbaya. Unless your foreplay game iko off the room wewe huchafua hiyo coomer.
wewe ni mujinga mimi kuna madem hata hio foreplay sitambui natomba dem for 40 minnutes kama sija cum , dem anakuwa wet mpaka ana kuwa dry anaanza kusema namuumiza . sasa wewe na hio ten minutes zako uko chini ya chini