Top Cop Apewa Mcele

MURANG’A COUNTY criminal investigating officer Julius Rutere drugged in Karatina hotel room, admitted to hospital; 3 arrested over incident.

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Hawa kunguru apan tambua.

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@pamba VS please check-in over!

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had to be muranga, where even your dogs anus isn’t safe

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Check the thread again… Karatina imekuwa moto wa kuotea mbali…

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Your anus ain’t safe either, I would personally terrorize it facing Mt Kenya to smithereens till you scream RWNEBP nine times acknowledging the daughters of Gijuyu.

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gay

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Petrol
Alpha
Mamba
Bravo
Alpha
Please check in, over!
(insert static ya radio call)

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I can tell you and your dog are VERY close…such jealousy!

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Pamba, One for you sir, Confirm your Lima oska charlie alpha tango India oska November. Over to you!

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How on earth were you the fastest sperm?

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VC is getting worried now

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Kibombolulu hadi you get addicted to diapers.

you are military trained kweli. location!!!

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ni kam a amesahau password yake after hiyo dose pishori

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Kunguru apana tambua seniority ya akina pamba

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Kwa dunia ya mcele kunguru ndiye mkuu

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Mike alpha nov delta alpha,

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Moral of the story: stop this habit of drinking solo without a wing-man and then ‘collecting’ some strange woman for fun 'n games.

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