Today's take home from Kenyatalk

[Okiya]

Take everything written here especially on matters sex and relationships with a pinch of pure iodized sodium chloride straight from Magadi.

Why do I say so.?

1. We now know that the defacto leader of Ktalk bachelors society who as we talk has been excommunicated from the Alpha male club is jamaa wa kuchunisha watu skuma. The negativity he had for marriages even when they are working must have convinced a few talkers of little faith that they made the wrong decision to marry. In his view, all marriages are miserable. Prodigal sons who had been convinced by this guy can now come back. Kama umeoa and your marriage is working shikilia hapo.

2. Remember DFBLBHHKMNKN? Now there is a talker name withheld who was convinced that kuenda Githurai is a wise thing to do because ilikuwa imesifiwa hapa sana. So the talker took his madam to Githurai DFBLBH. He came back with a tale that it was the nastiest experience he had ever had. Ilibidi atupe duvet because the whole room was stinking shiet. And perhaps the chairman of HKM has never taken his wife to Ruai

3. Kunguru-In Ktalk, all women from their child birth are kungurus…of course except our mothers and sisters. But somebody else’s mother and sister is a kunguru. So weak men have been in panic mode because it has been inculcated in them that their wives/girlfriends are kungurus . I recall a certain talker, also excommunicated from Alpha male club narrating how he feels sorry for men whose wives are working class because he fucks them regularly. But the talker had forgotten that less than 24 hours earlier he had said that he fucks wamama wa Rico pub. Anyway, pia wamama wa Rico ni working class.

So what am I saying? We’re all anonymous here. If you pick and apply 100% everything said here utalia kwa choo.

Wacha niende Gill House then Development house kupewa massage + extras. Siku imekuwa ngumu.

[incognitus]

:D:D

[Sokwe_mtu]

Summary

[mboyshaond]

@Okiya

Take everything written here especially on matters sex and relationships with a pinch of pure iodized sodium chloride straight from Magadi.

Why do I say so.?

1. We now know that the defacto leader of Ktalk bachelors society who as we talk has been excommunicated from the Alpha male club is jamaa wa kuchunisha watu skuma. The negativity he had for marriages even when they are working must have convinced a few talkers of little faith that they made the wrong decision to marry. In his view, all marriages are miserable. Kama umeoa and your marriage is working shikilia hapo.

2. Remember DFBLBHHKMNKN? Now there is a talker name withheld who was convinced that kuenda Githurai is a wise thing to do because ilikuwa imesifiwa hapa sana. So the talker took his madam to Githurai DFBLBH. He came back with a tale that it was the nastiest experience he had ever had. Ilibidi atupe duvet because the whole room was stinking shiet.

3. Kunguru-In Ktalk, all women from their child birth are kungurus…of course except mothers and sisters. But somebody else’s mother and sister is a kunguru. So weak men have been in panic mode because it has been . I recall a certain talker, also excommunicated from Alpha male club narrating how he feels sorry for men whose wives are working class because he fucks them regularly. But the talker had forgotten that less than 24 hours earlier he had said that he fucks wamama wa Rico pub.

So what am I saying? We’re all anonymous here. If you pick and apply 100% everything said here utalia kwa choo.

Wacha niende Gill House then Development house kupewa massage + extras. Siku imekuwa ngumu.

but some give similar experiences that you can tell the outcome of what you are about to do…(not all)…We also learn sometimes and post it here especially for introverts kama sisi

[negrowegrow]

@incognitus

:D:D

wewe Kwanza Ni double tragedy, juu ya utambi ulikuliwa Bibi, kujaribu kumaintain form ukachunishwa sukuma. Evidence tomorrow @8.00 pm

[Electronics4u]

Lakini mbirrionaires club tuko hapa.
Thiriathly…

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

90% of the contributers here are too young and stupid to know shit. 98% of the other 10 per cent have basement IQs. That leaves just 1.5% overall for any constructive engagement.

Sad, but true.

Ukijua hivo unasoma crap for entertainment and social studies pekee…

[Fala_12]

Yaani sasa hii hadi tunapewo homework??

[Sogomba_Sadamkale]

Ha ha ha ha! Who takes anything said here seriously?

Except my big penis. That is true.

[digi]

The passage above is what should be taken with two pitches of salt.

[mr_shairman]

hiyo no.2 ni mode flani pale kathonzweni. na nikuchoma alichoma si kutupa

[Randy]

This is gold… nakumba juzi former alpha akikuchocha venye ata kaa kwa hoteli 52k a night.

[system]

I have never taken anything with any bit of seriousness in this platform. what amazes me is why should you brag to anonymous people

[system]

@Randy

This is gold… nakumba juzi former alpha akikuchocha venye ata kaa kwa hoteli 52k a night.

:D:D:D saa hii anaitwa former

[Kirwa]

Guys brag here mpaka you question yourself when did i loose my focus

[system]

@Kirwa

Guys brag here mpaka you question yourself when did i loose my focus

:D:D

[Nixer_west]

@Kirwa

Guys brag here mpaka you question yourself when did i loose my focus

Never take issues too seriously here and that is the principal for social media inclusively.

[Nixer_west]

@Okiya

Take everything written here especially on matters sex and relationships with a pinch of pure iodized sodium chloride straight from Magadi.

Why do I say so.?

1. We now know that the defacto leader of Ktalk bachelors society who as we talk has been excommunicated from the Alpha male club is jamaa wa kuchunisha watu skuma. The negativity he had for marriages even when they are working must have convinced a few talkers of little faith that they made the wrong decision to marry. In his view, all marriages are miserable. Prodigal sons who had been convinced by this guy can now come back. Kama umeoa and your marriage is working shikilia hapo.

2. Remember DFBLBHHKMNKN? Now there is a talker name withheld who was convinced that kuenda Githurai is a wise thing to do because ilikuwa imesifiwa hapa sana. So the talker took his madam to Githurai DFBLBH. He came back with a tale that it was the nastiest experience he had ever had. Ilibidi atupe duvet because the whole room was stinking shiet. And perhaps the chairman of HKM has never taken his wife to Ruai

3. Kunguru-In Ktalk, all women from their child birth are kungurus…of course except our mothers and sisters. But somebody else’s mother and sister is a kunguru. So weak men have been in panic mode because it has been inculcated in them that their wives/girlfriends are kungurus . I recall a certain talker, also excommunicated from Alpha male club narrating how he feels sorry for men whose wives are working class because he fucks them regularly. But the talker had forgotten that less than 24 hours earlier he had said that he fucks wamama wa Rico pub. Anyway, pia wamama wa Rico ni working class.

So what am I saying? We’re all anonymous here. If you pick and apply 100% everything said here utalia kwa choo.

Wacha niende Gill House then Development house kupewa massage + extras. Siku imekuwa ngumu.

Point No.1 resonates with the morning radio host of Radio Africa who sees marriage in all wrongs and creating controversial topics to encourage cheating and breakups…

[Dune]

@Okiya

Take everything written here especially on matters sex and relationships with a pinch of pure iodized sodium chloride straight from Magadi.

Why do I say so.?

1. We now know that the defacto leader of Ktalk bachelors society who as we talk has been excommunicated from the Alpha male club is jamaa wa kuchunishwa na watu skuma. The negativity he had for marriages even when they are working must have convinced a few talkers of little faith that they made the wrong decision to marry. In his view, all marriages are miserable. Prodigal sons who had been convinced by this guy can now come back. Kama umeoa and your marriage is working shikilia hapo.

2. Remember DFBLBHHKMNKN? Now there is a talker name withheld who was convinced that kuenda Githurai is a wise thing to do because ilikuwa imesifiwa hapa sana. So the talker took his madam to Githurai DFBLBH. He came back with a tale that it was the nastiest experience he had ever had. Ilibidi atupe duvet because the whole room was stinking shiet. And perhaps the chairman of HKM has never taken his wife to Ruai

3. Kunguru-In Ktalk, all women from their child birth are kungurus…of course except our mothers and sisters. But somebody else’s mother and sister is a kunguru. So weak men have been in panic mode because it has been inculcated in them that their wives/girlfriends are kungurus . I recall a certain talker, also excommunicated from Alpha male club narrating how he feels sorry for men whose wives are working class because he fucks them regularly. But the talker had forgotten that less than 24 hours earlier he had said that he fucks wamama wa Rico pub. Anyway, pia wamama wa Rico ni working class.

So what am I saying? We’re all anonymous here. If you pick and apply 100% everything said here utalia kwa choo.

Wacha niende Gill House then Development house kupewa massage + extras. Siku imekuwa ngumu.

Fixed:D

[ChifuMbitika]

Facts:

1. Uwesmakende is a faithful husband and not a philandering wild horse as he paints it here.
   2.Guka drinks only milk and water. He has never onjad White cap as he always insinuates.
   3.Panyaste is a tall dark Kisii guy who lives in Githurai. Hizo picha za “abroad” huwa anatoa mtandaoni.
2. All ktalk birrioneas are strugglers in real life.
3. Mrs Shosho is only 24 years old and not a real shosho.
4. Only one guy has confided in yours truly that he is a high school student. I truly respect him as my kid and can’t divulge who he is.
5. The latest crop of NVs are bold personalities who don’t see the need to hide their identities in hideous pseudonyms. Ktalk future lies in their hands.
6. The admins and mods were coerced by high ranking govt agents to do away with some categories since kijiji was growing in leaps and bounds and was becoming a threat to other blogs.
   9.Always take advice from kijiji with a pinch of salt.