So leo after kwenda kutubu dhambi after sleeping in a nearby construction building (thanks to Zappa), i decided i will waste my whole day indoors until neighbours’ kid came and took dump in my sitting room. Imagine that, shit here, there ata kwa tv table(who does that anyway kama hajalipwa na opposition)
Anyway, after kujam mob, nikashw mbotch wao nitarudi for some adult education (of course i don’t wanna to but man i have to get paid for this) nikaona nijipe shughuli paka pirates.
For those who say they are introverts (sic) whatever that means. Priiis… Spare us some jokes man… You are loners with cash. Get a life! So i jet in not really sure what i was after. In my mind maybe i was busy subdividing whole beach to myself and creating some urban watersports blah blah.
Mimi huyo now window shopping. You know. Fat lady there, a prostitute here. Mzee mzima look alike passing with fegi takes my only girl with khoisan tribe features. Am talking about brown skin girl, with large stomach going all round to back. Please am confused as i can even ketepa(muguka) crew nearby are scared like hell. Some swahili kids here, am talking about 16year old in love like hell. A good example is the one near me. She has never kissed i can hear the dude promising not to bite. Dude, what the fuck! Finally the dude get his share… Lots of saliva! The girl has some reservoir somewhere and guy should know better those are year of bj coming up.
What about this acrobat who wants me to contribute yet i haven’t seen him fall off that rope. I pay for services delivered dude. Aah, a mom and his offsprings collecting disposable plastics. So damn happy family! Funny cameraman who insist of getting some cash still so he can dry fry some nairobians much later. Ooh my… A camel nearly went over me! Sad as it sound, imagine someone reading obituary that i wanted to milk the camel. Or worse some faggots saying i was measuring camel dildo!
I sit on those plastic chairs near a mgunya lady. Fat lady, hell of a chimney, with muguka and throwing some curses to her daughters. What the world. I can just watch. Dont even hear her shouting at me in form of greetings. Aheim, “niko poa mama. Ni hali ya maisha kuwaza tu”. "usiwaze sana, tafta mwingine wa kupaka mafuta yule kama yuasumbua. Ama twasemaje kaka? Wajua kama mimi… "… At this point talkers, i cant look at the cigarettes or khat stuff stuck on her teeth. Am staring at that depression in between boobs, the fat lips and thinking about the pussy.
Talkers, she just invited me for supper tomorrow evening. I can’t wait, I’ll even wear double condoms but for now am sipping kahawa tungu opposite masters bamburi thinking, well its weird world.