To those kenyan fools willing to die for this hellhole of a country

Facts about those Kenyan fools willing to die for this country:
1)You are an idiot to be pitied most if you are willing to die for a shthole like Kenya full of thankless idiots. You will die and the only thing they will do is to use your death to propagate their self interest meanwhile you will condemn your parents to a life of sorrow. All for what? BS known as politics. It is not like if you remove ruto from power, Kenya will become a paradise. It will still remain a shthole for several decades.
2)Even if your death leads to Ruto being dethroned in 2027, I can assure you the new government will not be any different from the current one. Hyenas will merely replace hyenas. Meanwhile those who were in offices as you fought in streets will be given big positions in the government as you continue whining about cost of living. In Kenya, it is hypocrites who end up benefitting.
3)You want to be seen as a ninja, as a Che Guevara and impress people with your courage? With your stupidity of confronting cops? Those you are impressing will forget about you even before you are buried.
4)You are protesting because you don’t have a payslip- and when you are rioting because of housing levy, those middle class Kenyans who have payslips that you are fighting for will perceive you as a fool. Yes, many Kenyans you are fighting for think you are an idiot. I was there- and I don’t think there is anyone in ktalk who has participated more in riots than me- today, I can never ever engage even in peaceful demo- I know what I know and what I didn’t know then.
5)There are countries whose citizens should be ready to die for- Kenya is not one of them.
6)Don’t try to be Che Guevara. The world long ago outgrew being impressed by che-type revolutionary people- nowadays, people are impressed by celebs not political revolutionaries. Many people in the world have little time for ‘revolutions’. that Traore or whatever is called- president of burkina faso- only impresses low iq Africans who are impressed by cheap theatrics by leaders and who cannot figure out that his populist shenanigans are unsustainable. Only low iq kenyans get impressed by cheap theatrics of a military dictator. they know nothing about horrors of military rule.
7)5 years later, the influencers who incite you will be driving range rover because they are under payroll. Or are you idiotic enough to believe nyakundi, gaitho, and aoko are offering pro bono services? Tomorrow, nyakundi will be the digital whatever of a new president. Meanwhile you will still be on ktalk whining about bad governance. But then, your work as an ordinary Kenyan is to be misused by those in the government AND those purporting to fight for good governance. They need you as their stepping stone.
8)In fact, I encourage all ktalkers who are anti-government to be joining those demos. Darwin is very much needed in kenya.

I salute all young kenyans who use the internet to seek financial opportunities and who have no time to insult leaders under the banner of ‘freedom of speech’. In years to come, these kenyans will be employing bonobos who currently spend time insulting leaders online.

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ata unge nyonga badala ya kuwaste time ukiandika hi ujinga yote

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it my be a hell hole.

but it is all we’ve got, bitch.

and there are people wiling to pay mad mulla to gain access, leave alone citizenship, in this hellhole

gfys

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You must have lots of free time.

That time is well paid for by Itumbi