Mi huwaambia ukiingia kwa nyumba upate bibi tu amerelax anacheki tv peacefully unafaa umuangukie na kofi mbili ama tatu za surprise, asikuwe anafikiria vile atakutumbukiza kwa septic. Hio pia ni kama gym, unampea stress asinone kifalafala hapo kwa nyumba yako. Hakuna kitu dangerous kama a comfortable and idle wife. Unaingia kwa nyumba unaitisha food anakuletea ugali na kuku, unapiga meza teke food inastick kwa roof unamuuliza nani alimuambia apike kuku na we ulikuwa unataka indomie.
Haha ghaseer
These streets though! Utaokota hapa advice ulishwe fine powdered glass mpaka ushangae :D:D
very childish of you
:D:D
Ghaseer
Akileta ufala unamrusha nje saa ya curfew anapatwa zake :D:D
askari wanajua kuiba slices,kwanza venye koti ni noma juu ya corona
Good advice. Wanaume wangekuwa hivi mambo ya septic tank ingeisha kitambo
Gone are the days of beating women. Ghaseer grow up.
That’s very sick, idiotic, moronic and imbecilic advice.
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baradhuli wewe:D
:D:D:D:D
Hehehe
In times of peace prepare for war
Keep people in a state of perpetual suspended terror and uncertainty
While the advice above is extreme, it is not entirely fake. Let your wife have something to worry about and you will not be sucked into her shit. Kwangu huwa nacheza chini but mama anajua anaishi na moto inaweza mchoma any minute. I am not violent but anajua anakaa na a dormant volcano.
Truth is; You do not have a wife - i can take a tender security on this
Teach me
Teach me teach me teacher…
[ol]
[li]Avoid her shit tests as much as possible,[/li][li]Let her see you being an asshole to some of her shitty relatives and friends,[/li][li]Let her see you being an asshole to your shitty relatives and friends,[/li][li]If you happen to go out to a fine restaurant and the service isnt commensurate to what you paid, calmly call the in charge and give him/her a piece of your mind in a gentle but firm way,[/li][li]Chase ill-mannered neighborhood kids like stray dogs from your compound and follow up with a firm lecture to their shitty parents as she sees you do it,[/li][li]Etc.[/li][/ol]
well…this is for beta males so siongei kwa leo
well…this is for beta males so siongei kwa leo